KMC at the Canadian Olympic Winter Games

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KMC at the Canadian Olympic Winter Games

Yep. You read that correctly. I figured with the olympics happening in Canada right now, this was perfect.

Here is how this thread works:
This thread will serve as a registration thread for a series of events, each which will have it's own thread that does not break any rules. (they will adhere to the character limit, team size limit, ect..)

You may nominate as many characters for as many different ewvents as you wish. The characters who get the most nominations in any even, will particpate, and compete with one another in a serperate thread.
All characters are in character, thus including CIS, and personality.
Now, I'd love to enter Link in all of the events and have him sweep the olympics.. 131 But that wouldn't be right! Each character may compete in only TWO events. so, choose carefully when you nominate!

The events are:

Snowboarding: A downhill race along a set path down a mountain side. To make things a bit more challenging for our super-human subjects, they're being persued by an avalanche, and may not use any powers, or equipment other than the snowboard. Physical prowess only. Up to five may compete. Bronze, silve,r and gold medals will be awarded. (In text!..On the kmc wiki!)

Archery: Up to five characters may compete in a competition of archery skill. The targets will be placed a mile down range. All bows used will be KMC olympic standard: unbreakable, and able to make use of a character's entire strength potential. Once again, no powers or special equipment.

Olympic fencing: A contest of skilled swordsmanship. No powers or equipment, except for standard, nonmagical, and yet somehow indestructable, swords of whatever type each character prefers. Round robin: each character fights each character once.

Olympic boxing: Non weapon/armour items allowed. No powers, or equipment that grants flight or invisibility. (or time stops or such.)

Hockey: Two teams of five characters, equiped with KMC olympic standard hockey equipment. If a character is slain by the puck, it will not be a penalty, unless it was done intentionally. Any penalties result in the character sitting out for the rest of the game.

The javelin toss: up to five competitors, one javelin toss. Farthest throw wins. Once again, physical prowess only, no powers.

The foot race: Pretty straight forward. Up to five characters race across the continent, from Pacific Canada, to Atlantic Canada. There is no predetermined route, and characters may find anyway they like, as long as:
1. They move only on foot
2. They accept no help
3. No teleporting or other powers.
4. Equipment is allowed.

Now, it might seem I've left out the brainy, in favour of the brawny, but I'm going to set up a few more events below for the less athletic characters. (Or characters who excell in both fields)

Olympic puzzle solving: Up to five characters. A competition between characters to solve a series of puzzles. Anything from block puzzles, weight puzzles, physics puzzles, to exploration, to logic. Powers allowed.

Olympic chess: A round robin event for 5 competitiors it's pretty straight forward. A competition of strategic might. (Each character plays each other character once.) No powers.

Olympic creation: Up to five characters; who can create the most impressive creations, or simply the most? Powers and equipment allowed.

Olympic destruction: Who can cause the greatest destruction with their magic? Up to five competitors, powers obviously allowed.

And lastly:

The beauty contest:
Up to five characters compete for the crown of most beautiful olympian. All powersand equipment allowed.

Get nominating!

Sylvanas Windrunner for Archery and the Beauty Contest 😊

Squall Leonhart for Olympic Fencing and Beauty Contest. 😛

Snowboarding:
1. Tidus
2. Cloud
3. Dante
4. Bayonetta
5. Ryu Hayabusa

Archery:
1. Link
2. Dante
3. Sheva
4. Ryu Hayabusa
5. Momiji

Olympic fencing:
1. Link
2. Dante
3. Marth
4. Alucard
5. Raphael

Olympic boxing:
1. Little Mac
2. Kratos
3. Chris Redfield
4. Hitmonchan
5. Mike Bison

Hockey:
1. Kula Diamond
2. Rundas
3. Frost (Devil May Cry)
4. ?
5. ?

The javelin toss:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Olympic puzzle solving:
1. Link
2. Lara Croft
3. Nathan Drake
4. Unnamed main (Portal)
5. Ditto (as Batman from Arkham Asylum)

Olympic chess:
1. Wilhelm
2. Lucifer (Dante's Inferno)
3. Kain
4. Ganondorf
5. Lich King

Olympic creation:
1. Chaos
2. Ganondorf
3. Dracula
4. Soma Cruz
5. T-Virus

Olympic destruction:
1. Ultimecia
2. Exdeath
3. Kain
4. Pyron
5. Kefka

The beauty contest:
1. Bayonetta
2. Samus
3. Rachel (Ninja Gaiden)
4. Tifa
5. Chun Li

Kain for beauty contest!

And I lulz at putting him in destruction, he doesnt do destruction....especially not alongsie Pyron and Ultimecia...

Kain would be better off in Chess, Puzzle solving and perhaps creation.

I nominate no characters, as I cannot send anyone to Canadia in good conscience.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I nominate no characters, as I cannot send anyone to Canadia in good conscience.

I must ask why you felt the need to post such idiocy? Some words are best left unspoken, and in this case yours. It is because of posts like this, by people like you, that good threads get ruined. Do not bother with a retort, I will not acknowledge it.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
[b]Archery:
2. Dante
4. Ryu Hayabusa

Olympic puzzle solving:
4. Unnamed main (Portal)
5. Ditto (as Batman from Arkham Asylum)

Olympic creation:
5. T-Virus

Olympic destruction:
3. Kain

The beauty contest:
1. Bayonetta
3. Rachel (Ninja Gaiden)
5. Chun Li [/B]

We need to do better than this, I think. As for the Ditto attempt, way to try trick the VG Versus rules.

Lego Alpha Team for puzzle solving, Lich King for creation and Midna for the beauty contest.

War for the Javelin Toss. just throw a lamp post in the game and you will know what i mean

Snowboarding:
1. Dante
2. Vincent Valentine
3. Cloud
4. Nero

Archery:
1. Link
2. Sylvanas Windrunner

Olympic fencing:
1. Sephiroth
2. Varian Wrynn
3. Cloud

Olympic boxing:
1. Balrog
2. Kratos
3. Archimonde

Hockey:
1. Kratos
2. War
3. Archimonde

The javelin toss:
1. Link
2. War
3. Dante

Olympic puzzle solving:
<Puzzle solving is for pussies>

Olympic chess:
1. The Lich King
2. MewTwo
3. Kil'jaeden

Olympic creation:
1. The Lich King
2. Ganondorf
3. Kil'jaeden

Olympic destruction:
1. Kefka
2. Sargeras
3. Escaton the Destroyer

The beauty contest:
1. Ganondorf
2. Kain
3. Midna
4. Sandro
5. Raziel

Originally posted by Phantom Miria
[b]I must ask why you felt the need to post such idiocy? Some words are best left unspoken, and in this case yours. It is because of posts like this, by people like you, that good threads get ruined. Do not bother with a retort, I will not acknowledge it. [/B]

Then I will bother with a retort with the knowledge you will not acknowledge it!

Chill out. It's just me joking with Paste.

Moo, Captain Canuck > Captain America. 131 You know this to be true.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Link for snow boarding, so I'll do that now.

Snowboarding:
Link
Sonic
Ezio
Altair

Foot race
Sonic + 1

The Running Man from LoZ obviously takes the Footrace.

Dun't care about the rest.

Ohshit. True.

The running man for foot race + 1 !

Actually, Cloud takes Snowboarding now that I think about it.

As he actually has snowboarded in FF7.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Moo, Captain Canuck > Captain America. 131 You know this to be true.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Link for snow boarding, so I'll do that now.

Snowboarding:
Link
Sonic
Ezio
Altair

Foot race
Sonic + 1

I'm really not even sure that Marvel actually made a Captain Canuck. But regardless, such lies have never been said.

Put up Mario for Snowboarding, Link for Boxing, Mario for Javelin toss, Alakazam for Chess, Knuckle Joe for Boxing, Chilly the Snowman for Hockey, and Ratchet and Clank for Olympic Destruction.

Shin, this whole Olympic game was stacked for Link 🙂

Link for Snowboarding and Chess, because most of the events are obviously stacked in his favor.
Sonic for Snowboarding and Footrace.

Hey hey, feel free to nominate, but the debate will have to wait for the snow board thread. 😛 I don't want an argument to kill the nominations before we have enough entries.
😛

So, nominating Cloud?

Also, I second Sylvanas for the beauty contest. She's undead, and I like that.

Beauty? I nominate Zelda and Priscilla from Fire Emblem.

Snowboarding:
Link
Cloud
Sonic

Archery:
Shinon (Fire Emblem)

Olympic fencing:
Link +1
Marth
Isaac
Ike

Olympic boxing:
Kratos
Samus
Donkey Kong
Knuckles
Captain Falcon

Hockey:
Sub-Zero
Captain Falcon
Samus
Bowser (Excellent goalie, anyone?)
Mario
Luigi
Megaman

The javelin toss:
Kratos (he's GREEK, damnit!)
Samus (Running start = hax)

The foot race:
Samus
Sonic
The running man of Hyrule
Samus

Olympic puzzle solving:
Cranky Kong
The Farseer from DoW2

Olympic chess:
Ganondorf
MewTwo
The Farseer from DoW2

Olympic creation:
Din

Olympic destruction:
Din

The beauty contest:
The Farseer from DoW2, so hot
Infested Kerrigan
Malon
Sylvanas