KMC Olympics: The Beauty Contest

Started by MooCowofJustice15 pages

PG it is.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Nah, you'll be to busy fondling and groping Midna to be able to catch me. I taught her how to play Epona's Song too, and you know what that means!

Little Twili-Justices! Yay!

You dumbhead little piece of cake! I'll kick your donkey!

haermm I legit LOL'd.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
PG it is.

You dumbhead little piece of cake! I'll kick your donkey!

I also LOL'D hard.

Midna wants to make sweet cookies with your Master Sword.

You must really think I'm joking. I'm not.

She wants you to franizzle her badonkydonk. Really, REALLY badly.

im with MOO ALL THE FRIGGEN WAY. Midna is despicable. My cat is now bleeding and castrated thanx to whoever wanted to be funny.

Midna is revolting on evry level of disgusting. from her sharp crooked ho-bag smile, to the freaky suck you to hell head piece. not to mention the beer belly from drinking kegs of alcoholic beverages. and to top it off the friggen game developers tried to make her appealing by adding curvy legs. she looks like a hippo with aids mated with a leprous hog and out popped the ugliest video game creature to date

How about you go do it and I'll go vomit at the thought of being within 5 feet of It.

Edit: Hell yeah, Yoda. The only way I'd hit it is with a stick.

not to mention the beer belly from drinking kegs of alcoholic beverages. and to top it off the friggen game developers tried to make her appealing by adding curve legs.

1. I take offense. I've drank a pile, and do not have a beer belly. 😐
2. You don't even find her human form attractive?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
How about you go do it and I'll go vomit at the thought of being within 5 feet of It.

Hey, Jak is here too, and he says that you, Midna and he can have a threes- ....... uh, tea party.

I have to go do something less revolting, like castrate myself with a rusty hammer.

PG, Moo, PG.

"get fixed"

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
1. I take offense. I've drank a pile, and do not have a beer belly. 😐
2. You don't even find her human form attractive?

ok, but you can't ignore the fact that she has a gut...

and i can't get over how disgusting she looks to like her human form. the hair and eyes don't work for me. if you put a bag over her head and didn't tell me that it was midna, and i hadn't seen her midget monster-tard version then maybe...MAYBE i would say she's ok

LOL. Ah, I feel refreshed.

Oh, right.

Uh. What do kids think is revolting...

Date.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Oh, right.

Uh. What do kids think is revolting...

Date.

LOL, WTF!?

Tell a little boy to go kiss a little girl, or vice versa. They'll go "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

Originally posted by Maester_yoda
ok, but you can't ignore the fact that she has a gut...

and i can't get over how disgusting she looks to like her human form. the hair and eyes don't work for me. if you put a bag over her head and didn't tell me that it was midna, and i hadn't seen her midget monster-tard version then maybe...MAYBE i would say she's ok

I actually think the little bit of a belly, if it can really be called that, is fitting. An imp with anorexia would be scarey to see.

Also, her human form could at /worst/ be described as pretty. 😐

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Oh, right.

Uh. What do kids think is revolting...

Date.

Midna wants to choke on your Noni Juice. 😐

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I actually think the little bit of a belly, if it can really be called that, is fitting. An imp with anorexia would be scarey to see.

Also, her human form could at /worst/ be described as pretty. 😐

This is an opinion. But in this case, it is WRONG!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
This is an opinion. But in this case, it is WRONG!

Like "steal a cookie" wrong or "Jeffrey Dahmer" wrong?