KMC Olympics: Snowboarding

Snowboarding event, top five in italics may compete.
Snowboarding:
Sonic V
Link IV
Cloud IV
Dante III
Kirby III

Vincent Valentine I
Nero I
Ezio I
Altair I
Mario II
Tidus I
Bayonetta I
Ryu Hayabusa II
Luigi I
Yeto I
Yeta I
Ice Climbers I
SnowBoard Kid I

Rules:
-This event is a competition of balance, and riding skill, as such, speed, size, and weight are equalised to prevent unfair disadvantages. (Such as Kirby's height, and everyone's downhill speed compared to Sonic's.. Which is never explained while he rides a sheet of metal on concrete, and is less than 5' tall.)
-Everyone receives a proper snow board for this, non magical.
-No other equipment or powers are allowed.
-This is a race, but as all have equalised speed, height, and weight, will be determined by skill.
-This is not a poll.

Who takes gold?

Kirby.

And I'm disgusted that this is not an event that would benefit Mario like real snowboarding.

4320 WITH A SHORT NAP! 😠

Mario only received two nominations, sadly 😛

You know I'm backing Link.

No poll.

Does this include game experience, like how some already have snowboarding skills? Id say either Sonic, Dante or Cloud.

NO ****ING POLL

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
-This is not a poll.

Well.

**** your no poll.

😐

It counts all experience and balance.

Time for a structured argument!

In Twilight Princess, Link knocks a chunk of ice out of a tree with his face, and rides it down an ice mountain, complete with cliffs, monsters, trees, and other crap. He also beats a pair of Yeti with a lot of experience doing this, and a weight, and therefore speed advantage.

He also uses an item called the spinner, which to be blunt, would take asinine levels of balance and control to ride during the battle with stallord. Not to mention the dizziness spinning while travelling at that speed and flying through the air would cause.

sonic has faster reactions than the others..and hes done the most boarding out of any of them besides kirby..
id say sonic for gold, kirby for silver, and bronze...i really dont care about bronze 😛

Gold: Sonic
Silver: Kirby
Bronze: Dante or Link

Hm. I'd say:
Gold: Link; He's got plenty of showings of crazy good balance, including tight walking on ropes, riding the spinner, and riding a piece of ice down an extremely treacherous and obstacle covered hill. This could be compared to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. 😛 Most people slide all over the place just walking on ice, let alone using it as a board. Also, the spinner battle against the stallord. I really want a spinner, but I know I'd accidentally kill myself.
YouTube video ..Really, the entire Arbiter's grounds is one massive feat of crazy boarding and balance skill. So many rail switches and obstacles.

Silver: Sonic, easy. He rips a piece of metal from a plane, and uses gravity to make boarding downhill on concrete viable. The track was considerably less cliff and ice riddled, however, but he can also grind on rails with his feet.

Bronze: I'm stuck between Dante and Kirby. Dante can ride a missile, but Kirby has lots of warp star experience.

Gold: Sonic.

Silver: Dante.

Bronze: I don't know.

I just realized nobody nominated anybody from any of the SSX games.

Lol, KD19, this is true..

Ice Mario FTW. 🤨

Ice Mario for Hockey. How fast was Sonic going on his metal board? Kirby does go pretty fast on his different stars in Air ride.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Ice Mario for Hockey.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
How fast was Sonic going on his metal board?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Kirby does go pretty fast on his different stars in Air ride.

yea but the stars are all hovering, and kirby just gets a normal board in this

The point was not teh speed, the point was to demonstrate skill and experience.