What if Schwarzenegger was President?

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pages

Eet's not a tumah!!!

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The US needs someone who has a brain and can debate, not some actor, peanut farmer or ethnic voted in due to his colour.

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I hope that bastard becomes president. I really don't miss half-assed movies that deal with the same 'ol cheese. I know he helped to make that cheese but he has definitely become moldy

If Schwarzenegger became president, the pledge of alligience should be replaced by this:

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blue cheese and walnut crackers

bleu cheese Peach Bruschetta

YUM!

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It would be the same as with anybody who's the puppet..er President. Corporations would still be in control.

Originally posted by overlord
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God, I have no life.

No one here does.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
No one here does.

I do. I have too much of a life. It just so happens that I have free time at work. 😄

You work for a living? God, you've got no life.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
You work for a living? God, you've got no life.

Wait...wut?

What is "having a life"? I thought it was being busy with other people around you, socially?

I thought a person that didn't have a life sat at home all day, not doing anything but video games...internetz...etc.

I'm on wellfare 😄

i would hope he implement some kind of work out program like he had in the 90's "i am going to pump you up!"

america really needs it i cant stand the fat bodies...

maybe turn americans into the next spartan like society

Article two, Section one, Paragraph five of The Constitution, which reads as follows:

"No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States."

Even if Arnold could run for office, he'd just be another rock star president like Obama is.

we go to war and he be there to cheer us on and he be all like: you, com ere!! com'ere marine..

what is this?!

Marine: my flack jacket, Mr. president, sir!

flack jacket?! what for?! you think it will stop a bullet?!

marine: no sir!

why wear it then?!

for padding when climbing or crawling like when we jump through windows or drop to the floor, sir!!

what?! what are you all a bunch of girlie men?! everyone take them off!! your muscles is all the padding you need!! you all gone soft! you in the back the fat body! yes, you. i see you!! where do you think your going?

fat marine: on the plane sir! to iraq!!

no, your not!! your going back to the gym to get rid of that belly.. you believe this, a fat marine what has happen to this country?!

a kindergarden kid is in better shape then that fat piggy

Re: What if Schwarzenegger was President?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
What would the United States be like if the actor turned governator would become president? You think we'd be better off with this guy than all the other presidents we've been getting lately?

well in war time, arnold will just put on his predator, terminator attire and tell the enemy "I'll be back"