Little Mac runs a Gauntlet

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Little Mac runs a Gauntlet

Little Mac from Punch Out must get through these guys one at a time in a boxing match if he wants to be declared champion. Remember that these guys can't use their weapons, only their fists.

1. Chris Redfield (Resident Evil 5)
2. Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend)
3. Ryu (Street Fighter)
4. Link in Goron form (Majora's Mask)
5. Donkey Kong
6. Kratos (God of War)

Little Mac always rises to the challenge! 😱

No one in this thread can beat Little Mac.

Gorons are made of solid rock.

UHm, wow spite at including Goron Link. Goron Link could liquify Mac.

YouTube video 5:50

Nah.

No one can beat Little Mac in a boxing match.

Mike Tyson failed to beat Little Mac

Mike Tyson >

5:50 > Mike Tyson

Lol nah.

Little Mac could punch Chuck Norris and survive.

I think you're all forgetting a very important idea. The internet is very serious business.

Which is why Little Mac wins.

Little Mac annihilates everyone in the thread. I mean... he's from Brooklyn.

Originally posted by Cyner
Little Mac annihilates everyone in the thread. I mean... he's from Brooklyn.

YOU BRING SHAME TO THE lollovelinkclub!

Re: Little Mac runs a Gauntlet

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Little Mac from Punch Out must get through these guys one at a time in a boxing match if he wants to be declared champion. Remember that these guys can't use their weapons, only their fists.

1. Chris Redfield (Resident Evil 5)
2. Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend)
3. Ryu (Street Fighter)
4. Link in Goron form (Majora's Mask)
5. Donkey Kong
6. Kratos (God of War)

1. He couldn't be any different from Tyson/Mr. Dream. Then again, Chris is not even in that league.

2. I can't say since I only played the demo.

3. I dunno if Mac can get past here and I'm sure Shoryukens aren't against the rules. Mac can expect a brutal fight here and a possible loss.

4. Goron Link's punches are slow and Mac has dealt with someone worse. Mac KO's him.

5. Mac wins.

6. Kratos knocks Mac's head off and goes on to bring chaos upon Mt. Olympus.

Originally posted by Cyner
Little Mac annihilates everyone in the thread. I mean... he's from Brooklyn.

In that case, I can take on the whole thread and live.

Even if that were the case, Mac can't hurt someone made of stone, he'll break his own hands. 😬

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Even if that were the case, Mac can't hurt someone made of stone, he'll break his own hands. 😬

Gorons are only made of stone in their backs, top of the head, shoulders, forearms, and nipples. They can still be damaged with body blows and face punches.

Seriously speaking, he doesn't even make it past Chris. Chris is able to destroy steel, and reacts to bullet timers.

I'm thinkin' that him facing Kratos would be spite.