War vs. Link: Horse Race

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
That's not the magic sword, that's cover art.

The magic sword has an illustration inside the manual.

I no longer have the game let alone the manual.

EDIT: Looked it up. I don't see your Master Sword anywhere.

I had the manual.

I'm looking it up now too.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
What Yoda listed was what I'm looking for. A, you know, feat.

Seems Epona is slower. Link still kicks War's ass after the race. 131

ha, i'd really like to see that happen, because in reality, war would sqaush link head 😆

Nah.

? wow war has seen zombies more scary than link

Proof plx?

have you played darksiders scream? becasue you honestly are sucked up in link way too much, war could throw link the length of about 5 football fields. just an estaiminte though

Conversely, Link could throw War into space.

You made an assertion, that War would squash Link's head, please back that up?

Sidenote: Link's his daddy.

No he would never even lift war, if he had the Gauntlets he could chuck him a few meters. But this is a horse race, Links mule dies of fright when it looks at Ruin.

War: The child of homoincest xp

^Maybe War has a high grip strength? --> giant hand/claw

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix

😆 😆 😆

That'd be a terrible mistake on War's part. 131

war has fought things way bigger than link, and more power so, i'm preety sure war would rape link in a regular fight

Bigger, sure, more powerful? That's on you to prove that they're more powerful. It was shown in the arm wrestle thread that Link is physicly stronger than War.

Opponent size doesnt matter much.

war has fought hell's best demons, so umm... i'm preety sure a demon is more powerful than some preety boy with a sheild and sword. and, please don't bring up the gorgons, thats not an impressive strength feat

So do priests >.> depends how strong the demon is. Links pretty tough y'know.

I don't know why but whenever wammaram says something, I feel irritated.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I don't know why but whenever wammaram says something, I feel irritated.

I know exactly why, and I'm sure you do too.