Meet TinyTim -- our resident live-in...

do you like star wars?

do you like star wars?

Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots. 😎

do you fancy R2-D2?

do you fancy R2-D2?

If I had

R2-D2

what would I do with it? 😎

I dare not imagine

I dare not imagine

I double dare you. 🙂

do you play videogames?

do you play videogames?

Sometimes I can get into
VIDEOGAMES
. 🙁

have you played Mario?

have you played Mario?

The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won
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The Loebner Prize

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in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. 😄

hey tinytim who the devil are you, man you go to school for half a day and the whole thing changes

hey tinytim who the devil are you, man you go to school for half a day and the whole thing changes

You've got my full attention. Are all tinytim who the devil you man you go to school for half a day and the whole thing changes? 😈

okie is this just an answering machine tim?

okie is this just an answering machine tim?

I think okie is a lot of things.
😕

This is pathetic

This is pathetic

You don't say. 😮‍💨

are you pathetic?

are you pathetic?

I don't know whether or not I am pathetic.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. 😠

hey TT what's up?

hey TT what's up?

You've got my full attention. And up is TT what.
😂