Moon Knight vs. Deadpool

Started by Trackz5 pages

Originally posted by Mindset
You don't read DP comics and/or don't know what pis means.
I've the the entire run of the main series and even then his healing factor varies wildly, so doesn't it make sense to discount the time where Deadpool violates logic for humor in sake of the feats that are more realistic? DP accomplishing a feat for the sake of a joke would be PIS no?

If most of DP's feats show a high level of healing, they do, then how would his "high" feats be pis. That's like saying Mxy's feats are pis because of the nature of his character.

I haven't seen a wide range of his healing, the showing of his healing with MK is obviously pis, if you read DP's main series and you don't see that I don't know what to tell you.

Originally posted by Mindset
If most of DP's feats show a high level of healing, they do, then how would his "high" feats be pis. That's like saying Mxy's feats are pis because of the nature of his character.

I haven't seen a wide range of his healing, the showing of his healing with MK is obviously pis, if you read DP's main series and you don't see that I don't know what to tell you.

DP's healing isn't what it used to be, reading his main series it's quite obvious. They vary consistently, I mean didn't he get taken out by Hit-Monkey? In issue #4 of his series he was shot down and woke up in jail. He got beaten by Tiger Shark, washed up a shore and woke up in a hospital, then was shot up and woke up at night in a body bag, in issue #6. He passed out when his leg was chopped off. All of these are in the main series, I could keep going but it seems like it isn't PIS for Deadpool to pass out from massive blood loss.

There was no official statement or story that his HF got slower. Besides, he has recently took a nuke, fell from the atmosphere, healed in seconds after being cut to tiny pieces etc etc. I already mentioned that Way (the guy who writes the main series tends to downplay his HF for the sake of plot) but not nearly as bad as it was in the MK issues.

In that issue he on purpose kept his leg from regenerating, if anything, him losing counciousnes after having his leg chopped off was written for the sake of humour (him playing "pirates of the caribbean"😉 and may not be PIS but is definitely a very low showing that controdicts 95% of character's history. While him requiring medical attention is just a whole new level of that. In comparison that'd be like Flash getting tagged by a turtle.

*scan of flash powerless against a turtle*

bwahahahahaha

i keep thinking of the dumb and dumber end scene:

What if he shot you in the face?

Originally posted by SamZED
There was no official statement or story that his HF got slower. Besides, he has recently took a nuke, fell from the atmosphere, healed in seconds after being cut to tiny pieces etc etc. I already mentioned that Way (the guy who writes the main series tends to downplay his HF for the sake of plot) but not nearly as bad as it was in the MK issues.

In that issue he on purpose kept his leg from regenerating, if anything, him losing counciousnes after having his leg chopped off was written for the sake of humour (him playing "pirates of the caribbean"😉 and may not be PIS but is definitely a very low showing that controdicts 95% of character's history. While him requiring medical attention is just a whole new level of that. In comparison that'd be like Flash getting tagged by a turtle.

Way and Remender's depiction of his healing factor seem similar, within the first ten issues there are examples of Deadpool taking hours to heal and regain consciousness. It seems that Deadpool's healing has high end and low end feats both in abundance.

In that issue him passing out is logically what would happen if you've been bleeding out of your leg for an extended period of time. Just because you can heal rapidly doesn't mean you don't require a set amount of blood in your body to operate. Deadpool was leaking in the scene. Also Just because he received medical attention it doesn't mean he needed it. He was cut to pieces and was unconscious for hours, naturally doctors would perform the necessary medical procedures, it doesn't mean deadpool wouldn't have been able to heal without them.

but being disposed because of it is a whole different story

Originally posted by Trackz
It seems that Deadpool's healing has[...]low end feats both in abundance.
How many low feats has DP had in his career?

You probably can't even name more than 10.

he was hit with a giant hot dog... (1)

he had a man crush and struggled to remove a sword from his chest(2)

was smacked around repeatedly by the Cat.

was held down by duck tape twice iirc

ko'ed himself repeatedly with his own tranqs.

i am sure he has a lot due to the nature of the character

We're talking about healing.

he once struggled to regrow a finger b/c it was failing later it turned out he was sad...

Wolverine sliced his fingers off and took him forever to regrow them.

he also was ko'ed by a stab to his lungs and heart in a loving man crush in Logan's embrace.

You seem to be missing the point.

Originally posted by Mindset
How many low feats has DP had in his career?

You probably can't even name more than 10.

as of recent? the low number seem to outnumber the high, I just named five that were in the first couple of issues of his main series. 6 if you count the moon knight feat, wolverine ko'd him when he stabbed him in the cut in the Wolverine series. Was zapped unconscious by White Lightning. in the bonus story of Deadpool #25 he had to tape up his chest wound so he wouldn't bleed out. He was one-shotted by the fake steve rogers twice. In Uncanny X-force #1 he got chopped in the head with an axe by War and was taken captive. He was beaten in Uncanny X-Force #2 after getting chopped in half. There are a couple of more, most of them in the past year or two.

It seems that if a wound is fatal, it will KO deadpool if he doesn't tend to it immediately.

Oh, we are ignoring all his previous feats, ok.

How are the last 2 even low feats?

Originally posted by Mindset
Oh, we are ignoring all his previous feats, ok.

How are the last 2 even low feats?

my argument has just been that if Deadpool is dealt a fatal wound that he doesn't deal with it can KO him for an extended period of time.

Originally posted by Trackz
my argument has just been that if Deadpool is dealt a fatal wound that he doesn't deal with it can KO him for an extended period of time.
Your argument was that his appearance with MK was not pis. When has DP ever been hurt enough that scenes later he needed to be hooked up to ivs, shown scars from a fight, and barely mobile from all appearance?

Originally posted by Mindset
Your argument was that his appearance with MK was not pis. When has DP ever been hurt enough that scenes later he needed to be hooked up to ivs, shown scars from a fight, and barely mobile from all appearance?

MK dealt him fatal wounds, meaning deadpool was unconscious for what could've been hours, naturally if he was picked up he'd be sent to the ER and they'd perform the necessary procedures thinking he was a normal person, that doesn't mean he needed the medical attention. DP's body is naturally all messed up, what makes you think those are scars from his fight with MK? He's stitched up but the scars may well be the artists depiction of DP's messed up skin.

Originally posted by Trackz
MK dealt him fatal wounds, meaning deadpool was unconscious for what could've been hours, naturally if he was picked up he'd be sent to the ER and they'd perform the necessary procedures thinking he was a normal person, that doesn't mean he needed the medical attention. DP's body is naturally all messed up, what makes you think those are scars from his fight with MK? He's stitched up but the scars may well be the artists depiction of DP's messed up skin.
So he stole the ivs from the hospital because he still needed them hours after being in the ER and was still to hurt to even leave his room...

facepalm

Originally posted by Mindset
So he stole the ivs from the hospital because he still needed them hours after being in the ER and was still to hurt to even leave his room...

facepalm

it's quite likely that, yes, he escaped the hospital, when he said indisposed it's possible he was referring to the fact he had no uniform, not that he was too injured to leave. The IV's could've been for comedic effect.

At this point though I can see you're pretty set in your opinion of the issue so we can agree to disagree.