Orion flies in on his stupid chair using tractor beam on Hulk.
Hulk: Why don't you fight like real man.
Orion gets off and casually walks up to Hulk all cocky.
Orion: I'm gonna kick your a-
Hulk spits Orion in the eye with Gamma Spit and kicks him in the balls.
Orion limps away crying into Darkseid's arms weeping like a little girl.
Orion: Wahhhh he hurt my gonads!
Darkseid looks up at Hulk and gives him a death stare while holding back his own tears.
Hulk: Got lost Darkseed!
Darkseid: It's Darkside!
Hulk takes one step forward and Darkseid and Orion run for their lives.
Hulk: Stupid name and I'm keeping the chair!
Only kidding Orion wins this is just how I treat obvious spite threads