The P.I.S. Awards

Originally posted by amnesia
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Is that Darkseid grounded? Like what Superman is going through currently? Only, it's Darkseid trying to be human.

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^It's from Ambush Bug. Darkseid appeared at the end of the issue, revealed to be the mastermind behind the plot of the entire comic, parodying DC's overuse of him as a Big Bad.

When Ambush Bug spotted him he exclaimed "Darkseid!!" in typical 'dum dum dum' fashion.

@ Magneto1982 -

Batman is the master of pressure points, so it is possible that he can take out Despero using that technique (regardless of Despero's telepathic abilities/strength).

Originally posted by DarkestKnight08
How is Batman defeating Despero P.I.S.? Batman is of the best martial artist in comic book history and he is capable of overpowering superhuman beings in combat. On the other hand, Wolverine tagging Exodus is ridiculous.

It goes like this... Pressure points and nerve clusters still requires force to use them. Like me poking you under your armpit isn't going to debilitate you. You might laugh for a second but its not going to make you drop. However me jabbing you with 2 knuckles with a still relatively small amount of force is going to drop you. Despero is a tank to impact forces. Piercing forces not so much but to him I think Batman hitting full force is still a tickle. Tanking hits from superman wonderwoman captain marvel and others with a smile means that pressure point techniques from someone who is a normal human who isn't using chi amps isn't going to do diddly to him.

Also batman taking superhumans like Lobo is always PIS.

Flash and Hawkeye stopping Krona in the JLA/Avengers crossover
World War Hulk
Hawkeye somehow doing this....

Well maybe it doesn't qualify but it's still stupid.

All of Reed Richards scientific feats but still being unable to cure the Thing.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
1. Darkseid cowering in fear of Superman.

Butthurt Darkseid fans are just never gonna let this one go, are they? 😂

Does Superman have to beat Darkseid 18 more times before we can all just admit that Superman is that good?

I bet we'd still have Darkseid apologists talking about how each subsequent thrashing at the hands of Superman was either:

1. PIS

2. The circumstances were stacked in Superman's favor

or

3. All of the above

Can we please just expedite this long, painful, yet, inevitable journey down this road and drop it?

Originally posted by DarkestKnight08
How is Batman defeating Despero P.I.S.? Batman is of the best martial artist in comic book history and he is capable of overpowering superhuman beings in combat. On the other hand, Wolverine tagging Exodus is ridiculous.

is this post for real? 😕

Originally posted by Magneto1982

Enough said 😄

Originally posted by batdude123
Butthurt Darkseid fans are just never gonna let this one go, are they? 😂

Does Superman have to beat Darkseid 18 more times before we can all just admit that Superman is that good?

I bet we'd still have Darkseid apologists talking about how each subsequent thrashing at the hands of Superman was either:

1. PIS

2. The circumstances were stacked in Superman's favor

or

3. All of the above

Can we please just expedite this long, painful, yet, inevitable journey down this road and drop it?

Originally posted by batdude123
Butthurt Darkseid fans are just never gonna let this one go, are they? 😂

Does Superman have to beat Darkseid 18 more times before we can all just admit that Superman is that good?

I bet we'd still have Darkseid apologists talking about how each subsequent thrashing at the hands of Superman was either:

1. PIS

2. The circumstances were stacked in Superman's favor

or

3. All of the above

Can we please just expedite this long, painful, yet, inevitable journey down this road and drop it?

Originally posted by quanchi112
I agree with batdude for once.

Which it certainly would if Thanos was a DC character.

Originally posted by batdude123
Butthurt Darkseid fans are just never gonna let this one go, are they? 😂

Does Superman have to beat Darkseid 18 more times before we can all just admit that Superman is that good?

I bet we'd still have Darkseid apologists talking about how each subsequent thrashing at the hands of Superman was either:

1. PIS

2. The circumstances were stacked in Superman's favor

or

3. All of the above

Can we please just expedite this long, painful, yet, inevitable journey down this road and drop it?

Heh! It's not so much PIS because Supes beat him in Apokolips Now (or even how he beat him), it's that begging is out of character for DS.

Pride is probably DS' first and greatest character flaw, he is way too prideful to beg for anything even if you depowered him into an invalid.

It's like the author was writing Desaad in DS' body, a guy whose soul is shrivelled enough that pride has no meaning to him.

DS most definitely cares about his reputation, especially with his enemies. So yeah, it's a Galactus-sized mound of PIS.

i agree that DS asking for quarter is completely out of character for him... or showing legitimate fear during DD's beating on his person.

DS should not be afraid of death but face it head on nor beg for mercy from supes of all ppl.

Originally posted by Allankles
Heh! It's not so much PIS because Supes beat him in Apokolips Now (or even how he beat him), it's that begging is out of character for DS.

Pride is probably DS' first and greatest character flaw, he is way too prideful to beg for anything even if you depowered him into an invalid.

It's like the author was writing Desaad in DS' body, a guy whose soul is shrivelled enough that pride has no meaning to him.

DS most definitely cares about his reputation, especially with his enemies. So yeah, it's a Galactus-sized mound of PIS.

Originally posted by Allankles
Heh! It's not so much PIS because Supes beat him in Apokolips Now (or even how he beat him), it's that begging is out of character for DS.

Pride is probably DS' first and greatest character flaw, he is way too prideful to beg for anything even if you depowered him into an invalid.

It's like the author was writing Desaad in DS' body, a guy whose soul is shrivelled enough that pride has no meaning to him.

DS most definitely cares about his reputation, especially with his enemies. So yeah, it's a Galactus-sized mound of PIS.

Yeah, I had just gotten home from the bar last night when I posted that. My drunken brain misinterpreted what he was saying.

Anyway, yes, I do agree that it's PIS for Darkseid to beg as it's totally out of character.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Don't act like you wouldn't make the same damn arguments if it happened to Thanos.

Which it certainly would if Thanos was a DC character.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Marvel handles their characters far better imo.

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Originally posted by leonidas
doom's device did it a LONG time before the q-bands ever did. ironman also drained ss. it was odd how the q-bands didn't do much, but ss's showings against draining are pretty inconsistent so it's not hard to believe.

and bran--i'm not sure. if that clone that fought ka-zar WAS depowered, it would obviously make a lot more sense. those scans were presented in a tourney match i was in, but it was never mentioned that the clone was depowered. if it was, putting those scans in was pretty slick . . .

if not, then it's just utterly retarded. and i LIKE ka-zar.

but even so a non powered eternal mutant should at the very least be in the 30 ton range.

Originally posted by batdude123
😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
hey also handle their movies

Originally posted by batdude123
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