USH'S STAR WARS GAME- CAMPAIGN II EPISODE V (DARK SIDE)- The Prisoner of Datura

Haha. Rianna certainly never has willingly. And the few times she's been without her lightsabers, she was trying very hard to get them back 😛

So, how are we going to get ourselves caught, anyway?

I'm assuming we are going to go to some world that is still outside the void but under Rivas' control wave our sabers around all crazy like and get caught and brought to the prison planet.

Of course that is just a theory 😛

Slaughter and destroy a whole bunch of stuff, I'm going to assume.

Though we'll have to 'lose' in order to get caught and arrested, so...yeah.

Yup still slaughter and destruction is always fun 😄

Indeed. If that's what we need to do to irk the Emperor of the Treganna Void.

"Did you have means in mind for pissing off his Highness?" Galder asks the Lady Adelmo. "I'm sure waving our lightsabers around like the antennae of a luna-bug would suffice, but there's gotta be something really special that'd irk him."

"Well, there is one crime that requires no participation that always captures the Emperor's attention," she says. "Interference with tax collection."

Galder grins.

"So we're killing tax collectors, then."

"Indeed. And you are in luck, because before long it is tax collection day on Selanne itself. One of the Emperor's personal tax 'administrators', Noben Lom, will be holding a vast assessment in the city."

"It seems there will be a problem at this assessment that Noben Lom didn't account for," Rand says, with a smirk.

(awaits inevitable 'forced tax cut' joke)

Galder would make it, but Adelmo has made him unpunny.

Urgh, puns...

...Dak pushes down the sudden overwhelming urge to kill Rand.

"Though this operation is not without its problems," says Adelmo. "Rivas' tax collectors are not popular; they come with heavy security. You must kill Lom for your crime to be great enough- yet then be captured afterwards without it looking suspicious."

I think we should pretend we do it for the masses give them back the tax dollars. Jaynestown style. It would be nice to be considered great heroes on some planet, for future endeavors we might plan, like...getting back our lightsabres for example.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think we should pretend we do it for the masses give them back the tax dollars. Jaynestown style. It would be nice to be considered great heroes on some planet, for future endeavors we might plan, like...getting back our lightsabres for example.

Dak smirks, looking at Rianna. "Security will be no problem for some of us. They won't even know Lom is dead until we announce it."

"Should not be a problem at all..."

"They likely will notice," says Adelmo. "On collection day, the collectors go to the city square of their target area and hold their 'session'. The entire reigstered populcae must visit the tax collector that day, forming a queue that is miles long, to play their amount in person. The collector will have a small army with him to keep the crowd under control."

"We could pretend to be taxpayers and get close." Con says, thinking out loud.

Though that sounds like an hour long ordeal, we should cut in line, definitely.

Typical of tjhe Galaxy these days- you even have to queue up to murder people.