Omegle.

Couldn't find the thread. SO sue me. Or upgrade the search engine.

You: WTF
Stranger: m or f
You: ooooh I prefer f
You: uck
Stranger: good, so ur a guyy than=pd=
You: No
You: hermaphrodite
You: I have both
You: only I poo through one
You: so go figure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I request closing of the thread and a two week ban.

I concur.

If you don't want off topic and want to be an elitist smartass, get out of the OT forum.
Me asking people to light their balls on fire:

You: Greetings earth creature.
Stranger: Greetings
You: We are zork. Our civlization is dying
Stranger: OH NO! 🙁
Stranger: That makes me die inside.
You: millions of advanced creatures capable of knowledge that could save your planet from your *smirk* threat of polution.
You: We require your help
Stranger: I shall help.
You: I need you to coat your balls in gasoline and light them on fire. Then upload a video of this act to youtube for my entertainment.
You: only then shall the earth, and our civilization be saved.
Stranger: Unfortunately, i do not have balls.. :'(
You: Do you have a pet?
Stranger: No. It got abducted by a zork.
You: well.
You: since you lack the necessary ingredients for our salvation.
You: goodbye.

You obviously didn't search very well, considering that it took me all of one try to find the one that already exists.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=506385