Juggernaut vs. Nekron

Started by Enyalus1 pages

Juggernaut vs. Nekron

Battle takes place in the Microverse. Inside of a microwave. The microwave has a 12 and 5/8-inch-diameter turntable inside of it, and it's just been turned on for ten minutes at the beginning of the battle so both opponents are spinning while they fight. Furthermore, there are two frozen chimichangas in the microwave, so during the fight as they heat up they will pop occasionally and burn both combatants. Also, the inside of the microwave is white, but the outside of it is black.

Who wins? No BFR.

Nekron pwns juggy

Nekron destroys him

wtf?

Chimichangas 10/10

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so...
what is nekron going to do with Juggs? Hit him with a styche?
What is Juggs going to do with Nekron? Punch him?

Originally posted by Original Smurph
Chimichangas 10/10
That sounds good right about now

Originally posted by Survivor19
what is nekron going to do with Juggs? Hit him with a styche?
What is Juggs going to do with Nekron? Punch him?

Yes. But they have to be careful not to get dizzy from spinning so much. Also, the chimichangas might burn them, so they should fight around those.

By far my favorite battlefield.

Originally posted by Survivor19
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so...
what is nekron going to do with Juggs? Hit him with a styche?
What is Juggs going to do with Nekron? Punch him?

Make him dead, and if Cyttorak dislikes it, tough.

How creative of you, Eny.

+1 for the Chimichangas.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
How creative of you, Eny.

I was emulating Bran. Credit where due.