Mordin Solus vs. Dr. Mario

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Mordin Solus vs. Dr. Mario

Two highly skilled doctors perform surgery on some pateints and the challenge here is to finish the operation before the other doctor finishes. The one who finishes first is the winner. Mordin is from Mass Effect 2 and Dr. Mario is from...Dr. Mario.

Mordin Solus will be working on Old Snake who has a tumor after smoking way too much.

Dr. Mario will be working on Link who has AIDS in his organs (see what happens when you invite people to your cellar, ScreamPaste?).

Which doctor will finish first?

Dr Mario wins by curing aids with his brightly coloured pills.
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You never did answer me on the cellar offer.

After what you did to Link, no.

...Made him look taller by comparison? 😐

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Who cloned my femlae Shep?!?!?!

Not me.

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This is why Mordin wins

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That and Cancer is probably easy as shit to cure with their advanced technology.

...Yeah, Mordin wins. 😐

It kinda makes you think, did BIOWARE make everything rhyme just so they could have Mordin sing that song? Are they truly that pwnsome?

Mordin wins by making a genophage on Mario.

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AIDS in your organs?

Nemesis, at least do some minimal research before making threads about things that are obviously outside of your understanding.

I should close this thread simply because it's so freaking stupid.

Originally posted by Peach
...palm

AIDS in your organs?

Nemesis, at least do some minimal research before making threads about things that are obviously outside of your understanding.

I should close this thread simply because it's so freaking stupid.

Hey, I have feelings too you know 🙁

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Mario wont find the 'AIDS in his organs' and will just shove giant pills up there. ;p

Giant pills cure AIDS. Also, pills work via ingestion. I don't like your implication. D=<

Pills that big are only inserted one way...

Grab hold of something and clench ya teeth Link~