Carl Spackler (Caddyshack) versus William "D-FENS" Foster...

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Carl Spackler (Caddyshack) versus William "D-FENS" Foster...

Carl Spackler, the groundskeeper from "Caddyshack":

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Is out one night hunting gophers on he grounds of Bushwood country club. He has the rifle shown in the video above. As he waits for the gopher to appear, he notices movement off to his right. It's William Foster, aka "D-FENS", from the movie "Falling Down."

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Foster is, as in the movie Falling Down, just passing through, trying to get home to his daughter. Carl suspects D-FENS is in league with the gopher, so he orders D-FENS to freeze. D-FENS lol's and draws his shotgun, and the fight is on. It is at night, and D-FENS has no bazooke, only his gauge and two pistols. Carl has his rifle, and several C-4 bunnies spread out on the golf course.

Re: Carl Spackler (Caddyshack) versus William "D-FENS" Foster...

Love Carl, but falling down was pure aggro and rage. I'd give it to him.

What if Carl smells gopher poontang?