Mysteries of Science

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Mysteries of Science

The Science-geeks are saying the Chile-quake has shifted Earth's axis and shortened the length of the Standard Earth Day (or S.E.D. for short) by 1.26 microseconds, so, plan accordingly, you now have less time to go about your daily business.

Personally, I'm going sleep that much less for my adjustment. What are you going to do to adjust to the new S.E.D.?

Story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35662192/ns/technology_and_science-space/?GT1=43001

I don't believe in science.

Re: Mysteries of Science

Originally posted by Robtard
The Science-geeks are saying the Chile-quake has shifted Earth's axis and shortened the length of the Standard Earth Day (or S.E.D. for short) by 1.26 microseconds, so, plan accordingly, you now have less time to go about your daily business.

Personally, I'm going sleep that much less for my adjustment. What are you going to do to adjust to the new S.E.D.?

Story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35662192/ns/technology_and_science-space/?GT1=43001

Masturbate. I love you heartbeat

Nonsense. There are no mysteries. Everything can be explained by our understanding of science. There are no unknowns!!!

Originally posted by Mindset
I don't believe in science.

No, sir, science does not believe in you!

Well, I'll believe in science long enough just to punch it in the face.

I believe in this type of science:

YouTube video

Originally posted by One Free Man
Nonsense. There are no mysteries. Everything can be explained by our understanding of science. There are no unknowns!!!

Explained by LOTS of theoretical nonsense dreamed up by scientists who, just because they have a PHD, are taken by their word as if they know for a fact.

We should sit back and consider where we are and how small we are for a moment.

"Oh look there´s no light coming from there, it must be a black hole" or "look the galaxies are moving away from each other, therefore there must have been a big bang to make them move apart" sort of daft daft "earth experienced" based ideas come along.

The big bang theory is getting more and more things discovered which go totally against the idea for example. Maybe the galaxies "appear" to be moving away due to some odd effect on light being bent about all the matter it has to travel past before it gets here

Originally posted by Robtard
The Science-geeks are saying the Chile-quake has shifted Earth's axis and shortened the length of the Standard Earth Day (or S.E.D. for short) by 1.26 microseconds...
Feh. It shifted my molecules by 6.6006 attoseconds. I now feel compelled to wear a blue cape.

Re: Mysteries of Science

Originally posted by Robtard
The Science-geeks are saying the Chile-quake has shifted Earth's axis and shortened the length of the Standard Earth Day (or S.E.D. for short) by 1.26 microseconds, so, plan accordingly, you now have less time to go about your daily business.

Personally, I'm going sleep that much less for my adjustment. What are you going to do to adjust to the new S.E.D.?

Story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35662192/ns/technology_and_science-space/?GT1=43001

Damn them, damn them all to hell.

Originally posted by One Free Man
Nonsense. There are no mysteries. Everything can be explained by our understanding of science. There are no unknowns!!!

Explain love.

Originally posted by queeq
Explain love.

Sex?

Originally posted by queeq
Explain love.

Oxytocin.

NEXT!

Originally posted by Ordo
Oxytocin.

NEXT!

Explain butt-love.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Explained by LOTS of theoretical nonsense dreamed up by scientists who, just because they have a PHD, are taken by their word as if they know for a fact.

You're right, we shouldn't listen to people who spend decades working on single questions and then provide extensive experimental evidence to back it up. It's just more evidence of how everyone is sheeple. What we should do is listen to the wild claims of everyone who claims to have "read some books once".

Originally posted by Robtard
Explain butt-love.

The currently accepted argument for liking big butts is that it shows evidence that the woman has access to a good supply of food.

Originally posted by Robtard
Explain butt-love.

Robtard.

Next!

Explain Art Deco

Originally posted by Robtard
Explain Art Deco

Einstein's Principle of Retardation

Explain Lost

Originally posted by Robtard
Explain Art Deco

People running out of good ideas.