what is the first thing you do when you wake up?

to go along with the other one.....
i check the tv for anything good to watch, then grab my stuff and go downstairs

what about the rest of yinz?

I go back to bed

Originally posted by overlord
I go back to bed

I go to the bathroom and pee. Then I'll get dressed and while I decide whats for breakfast, I drink a bottle of water.

I'm looking at the clock and thinking what day it is . and if I'm lucky i'm going back to sleep... and in most of the cases it is "oohhh nooo. not again" and going back to sleep 😄 and then it is "OMG I'm late........."

Your mom.

Go to the bathroom and then check my emails.

Masturbate

brush my teeth.

Usually I lay in bed for a while longer.

Sancty

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sancty

That'd be quite difficult, wouldn't it? Having to take a massive piss...

Originally posted by dadudemon
That'd be quite difficult, wouldn't it? Having to take a massive piss...

I don't have a bladder.

I already made a thread like this a while back

Originally posted by Impediment
I already made a thread like this a while back

Ohhh, don't you feel awfully special now.... uhuh

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't have a bladder.

Dialysis?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Dialysis?

Don't need it. Just don't eat or drink anymore.

Pet my cat and then go to the bathroom.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Pet my cat and then go to the bathroom.

You touch your pussy right after you wake up?

Put the tv on and see what is happening in the world.