Zod's sun-dipped mack hand vs Thanos with Power Gem

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Wei Phoenix One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu

Zod's sun-dipped mack hand vs Thanos with Power Gem

Delph spends a week training Zod on how to deliver a proper pimp slap. After that week Zod dips his hand in the sun for 24 hours straight. He then challenges Thanos to a pimp slapping contest for 10 bouts. They will be judged on technique, form, skill, and power. Their durability is equaled here and they're completely rejuvenated after each slap. Who wins?!

Enyalus MALE DOMINANCE!!!

Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.

Zod wins.

JakeTheBank Return of the King

Thanos kneels before Zod.

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by Enyalus
Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.

Zod wins.


😆

Wei Phoenix One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu

Originally posted by Enyalus
Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.

Zod wins.

And would it be even if a black man drew Thanos?

quanchi112 Disney

Thanos wins.

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos wins.

Shame on you, doubting Delph's prowess. sneer

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
And would it be even if a black man drew Thanos?

How black? 😛

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Shame on you, doubting Delph's prowess. sneer
Why would I put myself in favor of delph?

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Yeah but Zod was played by Terrance Stamp.
And Thanos looks like that guy who played Mac from Predator...Bill Duke.

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by the ninjak
Yeah but Zod was played by Terrance Stamp.
And Thanos looks like that guy who played Mac from Predator...Bill Duke.

Wasn't Mac played by Jessy Ventura?

the ninjak FRINGE Division
Originally posted by Omega Vision
Wasn't Mac played by Jessy Ventura?

Nah he was Blaine.

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by the ninjak
Nah he was Blaine.

Oh that's right. Its been a while since I've seen that movie and Jessy Ventura's character looked and acted like someone who'd be called Mac (a bit like a truck-driver).

Wei Phoenix One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu
Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos wins.

I need pimp slapping feats!

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
I need pimp slapping feats!
Hulk/Drax. That's the ultimate pimp slap.

the ninjak FRINGE Division
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Thanos kneels before Zod.

That is soooo wrong!
Thanos would pimp slap Terrance Stamp after saying that!

illadelph12 aka Rakim Illa

Is there really need for a debate? No force in existence can withstand getting slapped the f*ck up by a sun-dipped mack hand. Particularly when either Curtis Mayfield or Isaac Hayes music is being played in the background.

That's just physics, muthaf*cka.

Word is bond.

Mshinu Star for a Brain
Originally posted by Enyalus
Spite. Zod was trained by a black dude in the art of the pimp slap, while Thanos was drawn by a white guy.

Dude, black guys got nothing on Thanos. He is PURPLE, the very colour of PIMP.
Mad Titan stomps.

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by illadelph12
Is there really need for a debate? No force in existence can withstand getting slapped the f*ck up by a sun-dipped mack hand. Particularly when either Curtis Mayfield or Isaac Hayes music is being played in the background.

That's just physics, muthaf*cka.

Word is bond.


I heard that Delph is one bad-- 😂

JakeTheBank Return of the King
Originally posted by Omega Vision
I heard that Delph is one bad-- 😂

Shut yo mouth!