Ganondorf & Link VS Ultimecia & Squall

...will you guys stop now? Kinda skirting the edge of warnings near the end, there...

I think we officially ask that you cut it out, doofuses.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
...will you guys stop now? Kinda skirting the edge of warnings near the end, there...

I think we officially ask that you cut it out, doofuses.

Yes. You've had your fun, knock it off. You guys are one post away from getting the thread shut down entirely.

(also, I totally make a better Malon than the chick in that one picture)

Originally posted by Peach
Yes. You've had your fun, knock it off. You guys are one post away from getting the thread shut down entirely.

(also, I totally make a better Malon than the chick in that one picture)

...Which picture? I missed one apparently, and I've been a ranchshipper forever.

*points to the off-topic thread*

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
...Which picture? I missed one apparently, and I've been a ranchshipper forever.

That one. And a fellow ranchshipper, yay!

...*cough* Now back on topic, yeah. ermm

Maybe it would be more fun to find some other godly opponent for Link and Ganondorf to fight...or at least some one who could pull the plug to the universe or wipe out existence in itself.(I've got some ideas)

Those types of threads are never fun, Wakka.

Edit: I could do the same to the entire FF Universe.

Good stuff FA.
Need to add this, sorry mod people.
Anyway, Squall would be too busy talking to a wall to fight. /ontopic

This thread took a while to end up here.

Well to stay on topic I'll give my little take on the whole thing.

Scenario 1: Link and Ganondorf do something so painfully mushy that Ultimecia's time compression is put to a halt. After that is done they fight her for a bit, beat her, and Squall just kills himself to save them the trouble.

Scenario 2: Before Link or Ganondorf do anything, Squall starts making out with Ultimecia. The duo is so distracted(and turned on) that they don't notice Ultimecia using her powers to wipe them out. Ultimecia then procedes to forcefully raping Squall.

Scenario 3: Link, Ganondorf and Squall do the imposible by teaming up and killing Ultimecia;then Link stabs Squall in the back and the duo goes about their buisness.

I have no idea what the <insert word here> I'm doing.

Needs moar.

Ultimecia wins.

link-rape