John McClane versus the Ninja chick...

Originally posted by mikeydude
where are the rules?

Common sense, that.

If it's a hand-to-hand fight and you're asking who won, the person who was knocked-out and at the mercy of the other is the clear loser.

Originally posted by Robtard
Now you're twisting and tweaking the rules.

As she failed to kill him, if her being KO'd and at his mercy for 16 seconds isn't a win on McClane's part. Then being kicked out of a window and being none the worse for it isn't a win on her part.

McClane won the "fight to the death" aspect, son.

But in the realm of common sense, being KO'd is losing a H2H fight. McClane could have killed her, had he wanted. 16 seconds is plenty of time to stomp a head or break a neck.

Death.

he failed.

Next question.

Originally posted by mikeydude
where are the rules?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They were fighting to the death, he failed to kill her.

Death.

he failed.

Next question.

Because he's not a cold-blooded killer. Had he been, 16 seconds is more enough time to kill an unconscious person.

She failed to kill him, so how does she win the H2H, as you claim? Doh.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because he's not a cold-blooded killer. Had he been, 16 seconds is more enough time to kill an unconscious person.

She failed to kill him, so how does she win the H2H, as you claim? Doh.

Kicked him off the battlefield, many stories below. That's a win.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Kicked him off the battlefield, many stories below. That's a win.

In the world where you make the rules, sure.

So in short, McClane didn't win because he "failed to kill her", despite her being knocked out and him in a position to do so, if he wished. But she wins because he was kicked out of a window and was none the worse for it.

As usual, your butt-hurt over that stupid thread long ago makes you act like a clown. LoL,dude. Lulz I say.

Originally posted by Robtard
In the world where you make the rules, sure.

So in short, McClane didn't win because he "failed to kill her", despite her being knocked out and him in a position to do so, if he wished. But she wins because he was kicked out of a window and was none the worse for it.

As usual, your butt-hurt over that stupid thread long ago makes you act like a clown. LoL,dude. Lulz I say.

Do the math, dude.

SUV never killed her. The fall did.

Good point, Mac had shit to do with it.

You're being a clown. Somehow her being KO'd for 16 seconds and at his mercy isn't a win for McClane, but McClane falling out of a window and barely taking damage is a win for her?

You're making the rule that MClane needed to kill her for a win, but she needn't kill him. Silly and sad, bro. I realize you're doing this to troll, but still, sad.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Good point, Mac had shit to do with it.

Now that's EPIC butt-hurt. Thanks for the laugh 🙂

after he knocked her out, dont you think hed take a breather after she knocked him down? 😬

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
after he knocked her out, dont you think hed take a breather after she knocked him down? 😬

Not sure what you're asking.

in your scenario V

Originally posted by Robtard
What little RJ is forgetting to say, McClane tossed her sexy ass and knocked her out BEFORE she kicked McClane out of the window.

KO = a win, in a fight.

Here's how it went down, in short form:

-She kicks and beats on him, drops his ass on the floor

-He says something like "enough of this kung fu shit'

-He grabs and tosses her ass into shelving

-She's knocked out for a couple minutes

-She recovers after a nice rest

-She kicks his ass out of a window

-He comes back in an SUV; drives it up her ass and sends her down the elevator shaft

Originally posted by Robtard
You're being a clown. Somehow her being KO'd for 16 seconds and at his mercy isn't a win for McClane, but McClane falling out of a window and barely taking damage is a win for her?

You're making the rule that MClane needed to kill her for a win, but she needn't kill him. Silly and sad, bro. I realize you're doing this to troll, but still, sad.

Why did McClane turn his back on her? Because he thought she was out for good.

He was wrong.

He paid for it by getting kicked out a window.

Your hero ****ed up, and you don't like it.

FACT: If the fight had went on h2h, she woulda killed him. Deal with it.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
in your scenario V

he cant take a breather? you know, catch his breath and regain strength?

When she knocked his ass on the floor, he did his typical McClane comment and then KO'd her. Just the style in the movies.

so he wouldnt have to regain his composure or nothin, then

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Beat by a girl. THAT'S sad.

Why did McClane turn his back on her? Because he thought she was out for good.

He was wrong.

He paid for it by getting kicked out a window.

Your hero ****ed up, and you don't like it.

FACT: If the fight had went on h2h, she woulda killed him. Deal with it.

Don't see losing to a girl as sad, in the general sense of things. Really depends on the girl. I'm sure there's plenty of female fighters that could kick my ass, world kick-boxing champ could.

Maybe because he's not cop and not a villain in the films? Possible?

No, you don't know a fact from your own aresehole, RJ. The fight did go H2H and she was KO'd first, now that's a fact, as shown in the movie.

Oh dear...

Was this made to piss of Rob? cuz if it was then it worked

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
so he wouldnt have to regain his composure or nothin, then

Rarely does. Have you not seen any of the Diehard films?

Originally posted by steverules_2
Oh dear...

Was this made to piss of Rob? cuz if it was then it worked

It was, don't be stupid though, I'm laughing at RJ's nonsense. Dude's older than me (40, I think) and acting like he's 14.

Though I suspect you've only said that as a troll-attempt, kudos for the try.