Star wars style: Things you did in real life in a Star Wars kinda way.

I think this could be an entertaining thread.

One time, I'm being pestered by this guy for some cash while i'm in my car. He's apparently "homeless" and just wants a bite to eat. My door is half open and i'm just chillin and listening to music, when he suddenly pulls a small-ish knife, and asks for my money.

This is obviously a desperate last resort. I pull, out of my back seat, a lightsaber replica I had made to mess around with my friends (I was sixteen, cut me some slack) out of the back seat and smack his hand, leaving a large welt and his knife on the ground.

I was taller than him and armed, so he probably realized he should gtfo when I took my phone out of my pocket to call the police.

Now I have a free knife!

So what are some shenanigans you may have pulled "star wars style?"

I was playing star wars battlefront II, and flying a tie fighter in a space battle I had an x wing dead in my cross hairs and I said "I have you now!" and shot his ass down.

That's all I got sorry

I hate the flight games in BFII...

I hate BFII

Does having outdoor fights with those Hasbro lightsabers count?

p.s I almost hit the roof with excitment when I first saw the title to this thread. I thought that Temple had been revived. lol

All I have is dressing up in robes and having outdoor lightsaber battles with my uncle and cousins. Occasionally we really get into it and act like characters we made up. I'm almost always Sith.

I spent the night getting tickets for EP I, sleeping in a tent on a concrete sidewalk. Thats enough of real life in a star wars way

😂

wow I never had something like that happen to me 🙁

but I rather feel fortunate 🙂

Good for you.

The first girl I [censored] to was a twi'ek dancer.

twi'ek? that's not star wars >🙁

Ooohh picky picky...

Originally posted by sweersa
The first girl I [censored] to was a twi'ek dancer.

Close. 😉 Wanna try again? 😆 I kid.

From experience I can tell it's worthwhile to try again. 😉

Sorry it was a twi lek, yes. She was gone when I woke up.

Originally posted by sweersa
Sorry it was a twi lek, yes. She was gone when I woke up.

The day you actually get laid people might believe that!

Originally posted by Zoom
The day you actually get laid people might believe that!

You are jealous because I slept with an imaginary Star Wars female species. Admit it.

Those two fingers on you hand, yeah, the two biggest? They aren't head-tails, no matter how drunk you get. Even if you paint your hand blue.

And draw a face on it. 😐

...my cellphone's message alert tone-ringer-thing is Darth Vader's "Yes Master."

I couldn't even count how many times I've answered "What is it, Vader?" to it, and how many times I've been either half-asleep, or in a dark room not really paying any attention, and jump in shock and such because of it.