Fat Hype

Team Fat
Snorlax
Wario
E. Honda

Team Hype
Bowser
Frost Walrus (Megaman X4)
Rufus

Round 1 is a Sumo match. Team vs Team to help with fairness.

Round 2 is one vs one matches. Snorlax vs Bowser, Wario vs Frost Walrus, E. Honda vs Rufus.

Round 3 is team fighting.

I don't see snorlax moving or being moved in the sumo battle unless we're talking that 500 ft. bowser from some of the games.

I'm sure Bowser is pretty heavy. He can't be all fat, and Snorlax only weighs half a ton. Overall, I think Bowser is generally larger, and Snorlax could be faced with a decent challenge.

But thank you for posting in this thread. I was surprised this didn't get more posts, fat people are cool. We're all so jolly.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I was surprised this didn't get more posts, fat people are cool. We're all so jolly.

Justice is on a slim diet and you being jolly is not helping the good cause.

Fat Hype needs more posts.

Team 1 all the way? I dunno...

Did I make the thread balanced or do you just lack knowledge of non Zelda characters.

Well, does Bowser get his teleportation and all that?

No teleportation but he can breathe fire and whatnot. Galaxy Bowser is pretty hardcore.

I think team 1 defintely wins round 1.

Wario is incredibly strong, is his strength nerfed?

No, that's why I put him up against Frost Walrus.

Fail for not having Kraid on the fat team.

But yeah, I'd still say team 1 wins regardless.

Team one, i think. Go fatties~