Dark Link vs. Dark Samus

Link's evil counterpart from Orcarina of Time fights Samus' evil counterpart from the Metroid Prime games.

In this fight, the battle will take place at Aether as it collapses around them. The floor is a huge puddle for Dark Link to appear and reappear whenever. Time limit before the place is fully destroyed is twenty minutes. Dark Samus will have the Shrapnel Beam, super missiles, and Boost Ball.

Can Link's evil counterpart defeat Dark Samus or will he get a heavy dose of Phazon up the ass?

For the record, I'm not making this spite since I think this fight would be interesting so please lollovelinkclub, do not rebel by being off topic. I'm trying to be respectful this time.

I think Dark Link wins.

Now, bring on Superman vs Goku.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Now, bring on Superman vs Goku.

Dude, why!? Youre ruining a good thread with Dark Link in it. Have you no shame?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I think Dark Link wins.

Now, bring on Superman vs Goku.

This is easily spite. Dark Samus moves way faster than Young Link with a bunny hood and Dark Link has nothing to harm her with.

Dark Samus wins, as there is nothing Dark Link can do to harm it.

I'm failin' to get how Dark Samus hits Dark Link.

Latent phaon radiation surrounding her, as well as Dark Aether's corrosive atmosphere. Or simply shooting everywhere.

Where is there evidence that Dark Link has physiology similar to that of a human? By technical definition, he is a being of the Dark, and would not be harmed by Dark Aether. And through a lack of human physiology, Phazon as well.

I will also take this opportunity to show everyone who thinks we lollovelinkclubers use nothing but fanboy theory, what a real fanboy theory is:

Dark Link is the exact opposite of Link. Evil, a being of the Dark. Through this we could assume he has a Dark version of the Master Sword, which would protect him from Good Magic, be unable to be touched by one with a pure heart, and slay Good.

That is not my real argument, and it doesn't even work since we have Dark Samus. But, that is what a real fanboy theory would be.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Dark Link is the exact opposite of Link. Evil, a being of the Dark. Through this we could assume he has a Dark version of the Master Sword, which would protect him from Good Magic, be unable to be touched by one with a pure heart, and slay Good

I don't know too much about the Zelda universe, but even I could argue this point efficiently.

Yeah, but it's totally unfounded. 😬

And a stupid point, even for a blinded fanboy 😛

That too.

I fail to see why you brought that example up, though. Just to have it said? Doesn't feel like it had any relevance to the thread or to anything anyone in this thread has said.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I will also take this opportunity to show everyone who thinks we lollovelinkclubers use nothing but fanboy theory, what a real fanboy theory is:

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I'll let Dark Link escape Dark Aether, but nothing escapes phazon. Just because he isn't human doesn't mean phazon won't affect him. Besides, weaponized phazon destroys things on the atomic level, which will simply end Dark Link.

So what is it that allows Dark Samus to feed off of Phazon?

I am pretty confident Dark Link can dodge a Samus shot.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
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Didn't answer my question, unfortunately.

It answers why I said it. But no it doesn't actually have any relevance to this thread.

Edit: Just re read the OP, this is actually on Aether, not Dark Aether. So the atmosphere wouldn't have harmed him anyway.

why do you guys buy into her shenanigans? 😂