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mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

would anyone be willing?

to give head? 🙄

steverules_2 Senior Member

No...now stop asking me to

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

heh. sorry.....

steverules_2 Senior Member

uhuh

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

😖hifty:

steverules_2 Senior Member

Ask Mairuzu...he's gay ya know

Mairuzu Old School Cool

You rang?

steverules_2 Senior Member

Mikeydude wants head from you, he's willing to pay $500 now...and then $700 for a happy ending

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Re: would anyone be willing?

Originally posted by mikeydude
to give head? 🙄

Not unless it is to Milla Jovovich. Or Halle Berry. Or Gwen Stefani. Or Ali Larter. Or Beyonce. Or Maggie Q. Or Vida Guerra. Or Megan Fox. Or Angelina Jolie. Or Katie Price. Or Victoria Beckham. Or Pink. Or Jessica Biel. Or Jessica Alba. Or Anne Hathaway. Or Heidi Klum. Or Adriana Lima. Or Carmen Electra. Or Emma Watson. Or Kim Kardashian. Or Natasha Henstridge. Or Embeth Davis. Or Eva Mendes. Or Zoe Saldana. Or Thandie Newton. Or Christina Aguilera.

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

you forgot Kathrene Higel.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

And Natalie Portman.

Ax3l Cummin Soon

Re: Re: would anyone be willing?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Gwen Stefani. Megan Fox. Or Angelina Jolie. Or Carmen Electra. Or Kim Kardashian. Or Christina Aguilera.

I'd rather get an STD on accident.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Or Emma Watson.

...Interesting...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Re: Re: Re: would anyone be willing?

Originally posted by Ax3l
I'd rather get an STD on accident.
...Interesting...

Your palate is unrefined.

Ax3l Cummin Soon

Says the white trash loving pedophile. Sorry, she IS 19. That was out of line, I guess.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by mikeydude
to give head? 🙄

What's your offer?

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
What's your offer?

16 DEM

Tired-Hiker El Bastardo

It all depends. If you mean would I pour someone a beer, hence giving them a frothy head atop their beer, then why not? If you mean would I allow a fellow photographer to use my tri-pod head on my days off because theirs is in the shop getting fixxed, then by all means. If you mean would I offer someone a head of lettuce if I were in a position to do so, then why yes I would. If you mean would I shove another man's ripe swollen meat pipe into my mouth and tickle it with my tonsils, then the anwer is no.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Ax3l
Says the white trash loving pedophile. Sorry, she IS 19. That was out of line, I guess.

Even if she was 16, that'd still NOT be pedophilia.

Just sayin'.

And, if she looks like a fully sexually mature female even at 13, and RJ finds her sexually attractive, that's still not a sexual deviance, at all. (from a psychological standpoint.)

Just sayin'.

However, I hope I can attract hot 20 year olds when I'm almost 40. Gotta give RJ credit...he's got mojo or something.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Ax3l
Says the white trash loving pedophile. Sorry, she IS 19. That was out of line, I guess.

And terribly inaccurate.

pedophile

pe·do·phile
   /ˈpidəˌfaɪl/ Show Spelled[pee-duh-fahyl] Show IPA
–nounPsychiatry.
an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.

She's a fully grown woman.

Now go suck on a sugar cube.

dadudemon Senior Member

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And terribly inaccurate.
pedophile
pe·do·phile
   /ˈpidəˌfaɪl/ Show Spelled[pee-duh-fahyl] Show IPA
–nounPsychiatry.
an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.
She's a fully grown woman.
Now go suck on a sugar cube.

STFU! I already corrected him! 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠

That's it, I'm confiscating your extra large bewbz!

No soup for YOU!