Cloud, Dante, Kain, and Kratos vs Tingle

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Cloud, Dante, Kain, and Kratos vs Tingle

VS

Tingle battles them one at a time. Boodlust is on.

gay_rage

Tingle bombs them from ab-

Oh damnit. I can't even say it. 😐

Tingle starts by stealing their rupees.

Dante and Kratos are so cool.

Kratos wishes he had manboobs like Tingle.

Attempt at humor failed?

Tingle is the absolute worst Zelda character ever and this is absolute uberkill. He loses. Hell, this could be nobody vs. Tingle and he'll still lose

Dante is just too cool to bother fighting.
Cloud is too depressed.
Kain finds no point in this.
Kratos rathers to get laid.

Mr. Tingle does by the doom of floating by a balloon and starving to death.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Tingle is the absolute worst Zelda character ever and this is absolute uberkill. He loses. Hell, this could be nobody vs. Tingle and he'll still lose

^ Was usefull is Twilight Princess... as a silent cursor.

BloodRain makes a valid point.

Tingle was also largely involved in the most hated aspect of WW as well.

Tingle is definitely the worst thing to ever appear in LoZ... with Ocean King Temple being a close second

Originally posted by FinalAnswer

I hate her too but at least she had her uses. Plus, she was locked up in the Temple of Time for the rest of her life. 😎

I'll point out that Tingle is nowhere near the worst thing ever to happen to Zelda, but everyone already knows that.

Well, technically, the worst thing that ever happened to Zelda was CD-I.

Excuuuuuuse Me, FinalAnswer. CD-i and the animated series.

BloodRain mah boi, at least they had some hilarious lines which I can mock on a regular basis.

I... Am struggling to think of one good thing Tingle has done.

Originally posted by NemeBro
BloodRain mah boi, at least they had some hilarious lines which I can mock on a regular basis.

I... Am struggling to think of one good thing Tingle has done.

You dare bring CD-I to mah lair? You must die!!!!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I'll point out that Tingle is nowhere near the worst thing ever to happen to Zelda, but everyone already knows that.

^ Water Temple reference?

Every hero needs a gay, green tights-wearing stalker in their life. Nemebro's mine. 😛