Hawaii's New Law: Ignore Annoying Birthers

Hawaii is getting annoyed

A lot of people have been asking Hawaii for Obama's birth and they're getting very annoyed being asked by so many. To ignore this, they issued a new law to just ignore conspiratists who believe that Obama was never born in the United States and shouldn't even be president.

Ignoring conspiracy nuts only fuels them, as it's just further proof they're right.

My favorite is still the one were people show "proof" of how Obama is really the illegitimate son of Malcolm X.

Originally posted by Robtard
My favorite is still the one were people show "proof" of how Obama is really the illegitimate son of Malcolm X.

if only though...

Ignoring idiots works well.

Well, my favorite is the part where the Birther motion to delay the inauguration cited the Italian Wikipedia page as a source.

I lold.

Hawaii now slips ever further into the low approval ratings of such drudge sites like World Net Daily and radio hacks Michael Savage and Rush Limbaugh.

Instead of actually worrying about the President's aggressive response to downsizing and reforming the automobile industry in Detroit, escalating large-scale wars in the Middle East, and handing over trillions of citizen's money to bankers such high-paid buffoons on the hare-brained right and the meandering left are more than willing to distract a good percentage of the American public with "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

Tell me how Tiger Woods is doing with his sex addiction, too, while you're at it.

tiger is still struggling but is seeking help.. god praise that man for his disease.. 🙁

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
tiger is still struggling but is seeking help.. god praise that man for his disease.. 🙁

Lol.

He was the subject of today's new Southpark episode. Who knew there was an alien in Independence Hall that allowed "Benjamins" to influence young boys to be rich and famous and chase after girls.

Since he's announced he will come back to golf, I'm sure a cocktail waitress is waiting somewhere in New York or Berlin for him.

The tiger woods thing really pisses me off. Just let it go, it's no ones business but his and his family's.

Originally posted by King Kandy
The tiger woods thing really pisses me off. Just let it go, it's no ones business but his and his family's.

Originally posted by King Kandy
The tiger woods thing really pisses me off. Just let it go, it's no ones business but his and his family's.

If only it were that easy. I wholeheartedly agree with you, but the MSM feels it is quite pertinent to know about. Woods himself might be relishing in all the attention, too.

Violence and sex: two things that really pique human curiosity.

People have a really unhealthy attitude about cheating. Its like the Scarlet Letter.

Originally posted by King Kandy
People have a really unhealthy attitude about cheating. Its like the Scarlet Letter.

You're right. If Obama gets involved in situations like the ones Clinton got involved in, the birther movement will have a fully-loaded salvo with explosive rounds to fire at him until 2012.

It's about time. They can't waste money on stupid b.s. like this. Like Moscow said, there's plenty of other good reasons to criticize.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ignoring conspiracy nuts only fuels them, as it's just further proof they're right.

My favorite is still the one were people show "proof" of how Obama is really the illegitimate son of Malcolm X.

Why don´t they just show a CIA faked birth certificate and that´s that, they normally just fake things to hide things so this woulnd´t be a problem for the elite of the world.

I know its the US constitution, but who gives a toss if he was born outside the USA, he´s only a puppet anyway.

And mixing viable "conspiracies" with daft one´s like Malcolm X is a tactical move often made by the NWO, do you work for them?

Who the Hell cares.....

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Why don´t they just show a CIA faked birth certificate and that´s that, they normally just fake things to hide things so this woulnd´t be a problem for the elite of the world.

I know its the US constitution, but who gives a toss if he was born outside the USA, he´s only a puppet anyway.

And mixing viable "conspiracies" with daft one´s like Malcolm X is a tactical move often made by the NWO, do you work for them?

Supposedly they already did, the Birth Cert that was posted online back when he was running and for several months after he won was a very good copy, but the trained conspiracy-eye found the flaws. This missing perforation, the perforation on the wrong side, they print was 0.002 sizes too small, except the O's.

The Founding Fathers of the US do, though supposedly they secreatly wrote the Constitution so we'd have a socialist government where its citizen were dependent on the government itself.

Really know, can you prove he isn't the illegitimate son of that Islamic terrorist? Black, tall, thin, wide nose, short hair, Muslim. Check, check, check, check, check and check, sir.

Two things, Rob.

First, Malcolm X became a Sunni Muslim, but what proof do you have that he was a terrorist?

Second, what proof do you have that Barack Obama is Muslim?

Originally posted by Moscow
First, Malcolm X became a Sunni Muslim, but what proof do you have that he was a terrorist?

black - check
non European last name - check
Muslim - check

Originally posted by Moscow
Second, what proof do you have that Barack Obama is Muslim?

black - check
non European last name - check
Communist - check

Inimalist, forgive me if you're being humorous or sarcastic and I'm not catching it. If, however, you're being serious, I must respectively say that you are being unreasonable in your logic.

By your definitions, any black person with a non-European last name with so-called "communist" ties is a believer in Islam and a terrorist.

If you're being serious, you're playing with fire.

If you're joking, I guess I can have a lighthearted laugh at that.