Wolverine's hair runs at King Thor, what happens?

Imagine Wolverine's hair runs at King Thor from 20 yards away with King Thor firing a continuous eyeblast. Wolverine's hair wins if he gets to Thor. Thor wins if he destroys the hair, or blasts it back 10 feet.

Now, since no body can support this blast, and Wolverine's hair can't run on its own, we will make a body of Wolverine's hair that functions as a normal Wolverine's would. With a full nervous system, organs, claws, etc, and wiener made of hair.

They do this mother****er on a football field (American) in Brazil.

Originally posted by Blanket
Imagine Wolverine's hair runs at King Thor from 20 yards away with King Thor firing a continuous eyeblast. Wolverine's hair wins if he gets to Thor. Thor wins if he destroys the hair, or blasts it back 10 feet.

Now, since no body can support this blast, and Wolverine's hair can't run on its own, we will make a body of Wolverine's hair that functions as a normal Wolverine's would. With a full nervous system, organs, claws, etc, and wiener made of hair.

They do this mother****er on a football field (American) in Brazil.

ummm........and it was all a dream......MONKEY!

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there are no american football fields in brasil, so the scenario in the op doesnt make sense

Originally posted by Blanket
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only wolverines weenie survives... as they fight on an american football field, in brazil 😂

Originally posted by 753
there are no american football fields in brasil, so the scenario in the op doesnt make sense

Alright, than the hair wins as sideburns>odinforce

Aye, it's like Reed's Galactus armor. 👆

Originally posted by Blanket
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