Kratos (GoWIII) vs. Link (TP)

So apparently history is my disturbing fantasy.

A hopeful badass... >.>

That really the best combo?

Badassery is over-rated. Really, one of the things I like about Link is he doesn't need to be an over-exaggerated badass. He doesn't even say anything when people in game laugh at his outfit, just makes them eat their words by doing awesome shit later.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Lemme put it this way:

You called Link gay, and suggested this makes him lose.

Kratos is a Spartan. They were historicly one of, if not the first, gay historical societies. Kratos is to buttsecks as water is to wet. Is that bad? Nah. Spartans did work, but they also speared one another.

To insinuate homosexuality makes someone lose, and then claim that it's Link, is a little contradictory, sir.

Edit: calling the fact that Spartan soldiers had sex with each other disturbing is homophobic, NemeSis, I'd cut it out before Peach sees.

If Kratos was gay, he wouldn't have rocked the boat with those two women in GoW1, he wouldn't have been screwing around with those other two women in GoWII, and he wouldn't have been messing around with Aphrodite in GoWIII but hey, he did it so that's proof he isn't gay.

If Kratos was gay, he wouldn't have rocked the boat with those two women in GoW1, he wouldn't have been screwing around with those other two women in GoWII, and he wouldn't have been messing around with Aphrodite in GoWIII but hey, he did it so that's proof he isn't gay.

That only makes him Bi at the straightest. I know a lesbian who's dated men. Your preoccupation with his sexuality is concerning.

If those women hadn't been there, he'd have resorted to other guys.

Santa Monica has never stated Kratos to be gay or bi so that's one of the many proofs that Kratos hasn't been messing around with men. You're only evidence is history in the world of reality.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I know a lesbian who's dated men.

Wait, are you refering to a certain moderator who hates me?

Spartans had mansex.
Kratos is a Spartan.
Mansex.

I don't think Santa Monica cares. Buttsecks doesn't stop Kratos from killing Ares, so it doesn't matter to them.

Compare this with you calling Link gay based on nothing at all, and saying that he loses because he is gay. Essentially: You got shot with your own argument.

Wait, are you refering to a certain moderator who hates me?

Santa Monica wouldnt want to state it.

Where is this all going?

NemeSis said being gay makes Link lose.

We proved Kratos is gayer than Link. 😐

Really, I have no idea what the kid's on most of the time, but it's fun to stab people with their own swords.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Spartans had mansex.
Kratos is a Spartan.
Mansex.

I don't think Santa Monica cares. Buttsecks doesn't stop Kratos from killing Ares, so it doesn't matter to them.

Compare this with you calling Link gay based on nothing at all, and saying that he loses because he is gay. Essentially: You got shot with your own argument.

..No. I'm actually referring to my ex-girlfriend. Live, learn, laugh.

You do realize that not every spartan has man sex, right?

Well, ScreamPaste did mention Link not wearing underwear one time somewhere awhile back so I think that's proof he's gay.

You quoted me, and then referred to me as though talking to someone else, G.J.

Also, if I tell you that I don't wear underwear (I factually do not, I'm commando 90% of the time IRL.), do I make us gay? 😐 If so, well uh.. Wanna date?

Edit: Wait, you eighteen yet?

Mansex is the initiation.

So this went from a vs thread to a who's cooler competition and now who out-gays who? -,-

Not wearing underwear makes you gay. All hail the wisdom of NemeSis. Now, Bow as I do:

ugh3

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Also, if I tell you that I don't wear underwear (I factually do not, I'm commando 90% of the time IRL.), do I make us gay? 😐 If so, well uh.. Wanna date?

I'd rather date a gorgon that is cross specied with a hippo than date you.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Not wearing underwear makes you gay. All hail the wisdom of NemeSis. Now, Bow as I do:

ugh3

There are mostly men in Zelda games and he isn't wearing underwear. What do you think that tells you?

You're too young for me, anyway.

That Link has to be ready to hit those ho's 'cause if he doesn't then some other guy will. No underwear is probably for a speed advantage.

......................................haermm

Moo, I legit rofl'd. GJ.