Kratos vs. Wesker: battle of the speed demons

You're probably thinking to yourself, "Kratos is too slow. Wesker will finish this quick." Well that's where you're wrong. Kratos is now equipped with Hermes Boots. Now Wesker has someone who can challenge his speed.

This is Kratos from God of War III and Wesker from Resident Evil 5. Neither person has weapons. All they can rely on is their speed and brute strength.

Second round will be a race. The race will start from the entrance of the Hyrule village, all the way to the entrance at the Hyrule castle (had to think of someplace for them to race and this is the best one I can come up with).

Will Wesker be victorious or will he shout "KRATOOOOOOOOOS!!!" right before the Ghost of Sparta beats him to a bloody pulp and who will win the race?

Weskers still faster. The boots arent that fast.

Round 1- Weskers weak punches wont do much. Kratos when he catches him.
Round 2- Wesker is faster.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You're probably thinking to yourself, "Kratos is too slow. Wesker will finish this quick." Well that's where you're wrong. Kratos is now equipped with Hermes Boots. Now Wesker has someone who can challenge his speed.

This is Kratos from God of War III and Wesker from Resident Evil 5. Neither person has weapons. All they can rely on is their speed and brute strength.

Second round will be a race. The race will start from the entrance of the Hyrule village, all the way to the entrance at the Hyrule castle (had to think of someplace for them to race and this is the best one I can come up with).

Will Wesker be victorious or will he shout "KRATOOOOOOOOOS!!!" right before the Ghost of Sparta beats him to a bloody pulp and who will win the race?

Don't you ever tire of creating spite threads?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Don't you ever tire of creating spite threads?

nope

Take a break, kid.

Stop making crappy unoriginal threads.

Kratos sits down by the fire, with a nice hot cup of joe, puts on his reading glasses, and reads Charles Dickens' "A Tale of Two Cities" for a delightful night of reading.

Eventually however, Kratos will be unable to ignore that unrelenting annoyance that is Albert Wesker batting at the back of his head, it will be at this point that Kratos takes his book and flattens Wesker's head between the pages.

That actually is a pretty amusing visual.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Kratos sits down by the fire, with a nice hot cup of joe, puts on his reading glasses, and reads Charles Dickens' "A Tale of Two Cities" for a delightful night of reading.

Eventually however, Kratos will be unable to ignore that unrelenting annoyance that is Albert Wesker batting at the back of his head, it will be at this point that Kratos takes his book and flattens Wesker's head between the pages.

...and Kratos goes and bones Excella, who is waiting in the bedroom. A whole lot of expensive and fragile objects will be broken in the round of hot Spartan monkey sex.

Who knew that Miss Gionne had a thing for bald anti-heroes?

Seriously Nemmy, you want this to be a race, add these two stages in.

1. The motorcycle chase from MGS4

2. Outrun the 2012 LA quake.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
nope

Intentional spite threads...cute, but illegal. Reported.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Kratos sits down by the fire, with a nice hot cup of joe, puts on his reading glasses, and reads Charles Dickens' "A Tale of Two Cities" for a delightful night of reading.

Eventually however, Kratos will be unable to ignore that unrelenting annoyance that is Albert Wesker batting at the back of his head, it will be at this point that Kratos takes his book and flattens Wesker's head between the pages.

😆

Ah, just what Wesker needs. More spite.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Weskers still faster. The boots arent that fast.

Round 1- Weskers weak punches wont do much. Kratos when he catches him.
Round 2- Wesker is faster.

How fast is Wesker anyway?

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
How fast is Wesker anyway?

He was fast in CVX when he bumrushed Chris. In RE5, he can dodge gunfire the the point he looks like he's warping.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Kratos sits down by the fire, with a nice hot cup of joe, puts on his reading glasses, and reads Charles Dickens' "A Tale of Two Cities" for a delightful night of reading.

Eventually however, Kratos will be unable to ignore that unrelenting annoyance that is Albert Wesker batting at the back of his head, it will be at this point that Kratos takes his book and flattens Wesker's head between the pages.

vin

Originally posted by StyleTime
This won't work because Kratos can't read.

vin

He does read. He just needed translators to read the words of some different language in GoW2.

Originally posted by StyleTime
This won't work because Kratos can't read.

vin

He reads at least a dozen or so randomly strewn notes in GoWIII.

I figured the dude was just joking guys.

But yes, Kratos kept his own journal, as can be seen near the first two naked chicks on the ship in the first game.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Kratos sits down by the fire, with a nice hot cup of joe, puts on his reading glasses, and reads Charles Dickens' "A Tale of Two Cities" for a delightful night of reading.

Eventually however, Kratos will be unable to ignore that unrelenting annoyance that is Albert Wesker batting at the back of his head, it will be at this point that Kratos takes his book and flattens Wesker's head between the pages.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Stop making crappy unoriginal threads.

him and wammaranamag are having a competition.