Wookiee's versus the Na'Vi...

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pages

Wookiee's versus the Na'Vi...

The Wookiee's versus the Na'Vi. Two scenarios:

Scenario one: Kashyyk has become uninhabitable. Global warming, whatever, the Wookiee race is forced to find a new world to make their own. They discover the moon of Pandora and decide that it is the perfect place for them to settle anew. The Na'Vi aren't having it, they will fight to defend their homeworld, so the Wookiee's decide to take the moon by force.

Scenario two: Same as one, except that the Na'Vi, after Pandora is destroyed by the sky people (Let's pretend that the Marines are successful in bombing the tree of souls), decide to resettle on Kashyyk. The Wookiee's view the Na'Vi as a threat and will defend their planet.

The Wookiee's have no orbital craft in either scenario. The Na'Vi can breath the air of Kashyyk, and the Wookie's can breath the air of Pandora. The armies are equal in number.

The following link is EU, but let's use it to make the thread more entertaining: http://www.starwars.com/databank/location/kashyyyk/ It explains the planet. The planet has several horizontal levels of ecology throughout the forests, with each lower level increasing in hostile danger.

Wokiees win, they have Bowcasters and other futuristic weaponry, and they're just as strong, probably stronger than the Navi. Plus they're more brutal, since Wookies are known for ripping peoples arms off. On top of that, the wookies have the agility advantage, as they easily climb kilometer high trees and jump around like Incredible Hulk.

Is Jake Sully involved in Scenario 1 and 2 and also do the Na'Vi get their creatures?

Well, the Na'Vi are definitely stronger. Their bones are also much stronger.

Agility? hmmm. Cannon agility for Star Wars would have the Wookies NOT jumping all over the place. Movie feats, only. No EU.

So, Na'Vi, with Wookie's getting Bowcasters.

Wookies if they get thermal detonators.

The reasons should be obvious. Bowcasters don't have a rapid fire rate. The Na'Vi are also significantly taller and leaner. The Na'Vi also have fliers, and horses. Their horses are huge compared to the Wookies. Sure, the Wookies are big, but not nearly as big as the Na'Vi.

Pewp, pee and dingalings.

So, the Na'Vi can fire arrows at a rate close to the bowcaster firing rate, but they are bigger, stronger, faster, more agile, and their bones are definitely more durable...even if we use the EU for the Wookies, the Na'Vi certainly have stronger bones. The Na'Vi also have access to their fliers, horses, pewp, and pee.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Is Jake Sully involved in Scenario 1 and 2 and also do the Na'Vi get their creatures?
Yes. And yes. Jake is there and he has his machine gun and explosives. He is the Na'Vi, as in the end, he has left his human body.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, the Na'Vi are definitely stronger. Their bones are also much stronger.

Agility? hmmm. Cannon agility for Star Wars would have the Wookies NOT jumping all over the place. Movie feats, only. No EU.

So, Na'Vi, with Wookie's getting Bowcasters.

Wookies if they get thermal detonators.

The reasons should be obvious. Bowcasters don't have a rapid fire rate. The Na'Vi are also significantly taller and leaner. The Na'Vi also have fliers, and horses. Their horses are huge compared to the Wookies. Sure, the Wookies are big, but not nearly as big as the Na'Vi.

Pewp, pee and dingalings.

So, the Na'Vi can fire arrows at a rate close to the bowcaster firing rate, but they are bigger, stronger, faster, more agile, and their bones are definitely more durable...even if we use the EU for the Wookies, the Na'Vi certainly have stronger bones. The Na'Vi also have access to their fliers, horses, pewp, and pee.

The only thing EU here is the details of Kashyyk.

Wookiee's are 6'11ish tall.

Na'Vi are tenish feet tall.

Wookies tech pwns Na'Vi.

The Na'Vi have no tech haermm

Hey! They have a tree. haermm

A BIG tree ✅

Question....If a hot Na'Vi chick wanted to bang you, would you bang her?

Uhhh.......she'd kill me?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
A BIG tree ✅

Question....If a hot Na'Vi chick wanted to bang you, would you bang her?

You can't because they have sex via their connection of hair

Pretty sure they have a vaggy, why else do they wear a loincloth?

I think, in the midst of a grueling battle, one old Wise Wookie comes out of nowhere with a little yoda spirit puffing a fatty. The on going war begins to settle as this Wise ass Wookie comes marching through the battlefield with his little Yoda spirit friend in hand. From there on out the planet goes GREEN. i mean REAL Green. Yeah, woooooooookieee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Yoda here.

I'm guessing that Clone Wars series is allowed here since thats canon and fits between Episodes 2 and 3??

and not the 3D one thats been showing lately.

Any SW feature film that had a theatrical debut.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Any SW feature film that had a theatrical debut.

For your thread or in general?

If in general, that would be any "movie" regardless of a theatrical release.

Wookies.

Originally posted by dadudemon
For your thread or in general?

If in general, that would be any "movie" regardless of a theatrical release.

For this thread, any SW feature film that had a theatrical showing.

Wookies. They can take a few arrows and keep fighting, but Na'Vi can't take hot plasma. Wookies have the distinct advantage in ranged combat, including bombs, and they're almost a match for them in CQC. Scenario 2 is a stomp: they have mounted guns etc.