Mums to be

Started by ~Mel1974~1 pages

Mums to be

Hello! Are there any ladies out there who are due to have their first baby?
I am 20weeks and 3 days pregnant with my first, and i'm due around the 6th August.
Will be nice to get to know other mums to be, so we can share our feelings and tips on keeping calm etc.
Mel x 😄

What would you like to know?

Ask any questions and you'll get some answers. Some good, some jokes, and some bad.

Bewbz get bigger. Vagina goes stretchy pop.

Hey mother, want another?

congratulation

Apparently you poop yourself during labour. So there's that to look forward to. It's downhill from there as I understand it.

Are you a PILF?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Are you a PILF?

I'm not the pope. That's another German.

Stitches in the vagina, what a wonderful life.

Name your child after me.

I am not answering to most of you, i was hoping for mums to be, not silly kids.

Originally posted by coolmovies
congratulation

Thank you.

Originally posted by ~Mel1974~
I am not answering to most of you, i was hoping for mums to be, not silly kids.

I'm not sure what you were expecting, there are very few pregnant women on KMC.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I'm not sure what you were expecting, there are very few pregnant women on KMC.
I thought this forum was made for pregnant women.