its occurred to me that kratos will ultimately win this match.
kirby will try to inhale kratos and kratos will try to explain something to kirby, which means that he'll scream at him at the top of his lungs, and so kratos will be drawn forward by the force of kirby's inhaling and kirby will be pushed back by the force of kratos screaming at him, and theyll continue in this stalemate with neither getting close to the other until kirby finally inhales enough of kratos' projectile saliva to die of asphyxiation.