Kratos vs. Kirby

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Kratos vs. Kirby

馃槅 馃拑 who whould think that kirby would win agensit Kratos lol =) 馃槃 馃ぃ

Does Kirby get the Dragoon?

no just kirby himself and his suck power

Kirby inhales Kratos and gains his ridiculous jawline.

Gods, that is a disturbing image. 馃槓

Originally posted by zeroking24
no just kirby himself and his suck power
Lol.

He would need the star rod while riding a star to beat Kratos.

Kratos eats kirby.

YouTube video

Lol, daaamn. 馃槓

how come every time he punches the ground he creates a tremendous crack in the planet and the floor but the crack never gets any bigger?

i love kirby.

its occurred to me that kratos will ultimately win this match.

kirby will try to inhale kratos and kratos will try to explain something to kirby, which means that he'll scream at him at the top of his lungs, and so kratos will be drawn forward by the force of kirby's inhaling and kirby will be pushed back by the force of kratos screaming at him, and theyll continue in this stalemate with neither getting close to the other until kirby finally inhales enough of kratos' projectile saliva to die of asphyxiation.

haermm

Kratos has

Spoiler:
hope and can blind a super giant
. Kirby is only 8 inches and can't eat big opponents.

Kratos could wield chained towels and still win this fight.

Not according to Kirby splitting a planet.

Only a moron would accept that as canon evidence.

That is a case of actual toonforce within a game.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Not according to Kirby splitting a planet.

Yet he doesn't use any planet-splitting punches in any part of Super Star (or any Kirby game I know of).

Originally posted by Phanteros
Kratos eats kirby.

Now that would be something to see lol 馃ぃ 馃槅