Soccer Game (With a Twist)

Samus gets trapped in Boost Ball form and everyone tries helping her but they aren't very close to success. To avoid feeling bad for her, they use her as a soccer ball to make themselves happy. She's probably mad but they don't care.

Team 1: Mario, Alex Mercer, Kratos, Ryu Hayabusa, and Master Chief. They're goalie will be the Nemesis from Resident Evil 3.

Team 2: Link, Dante (DMC), Chris Redfield (RE5), Fox McCloud, and Captain Falcon. Their goalie will be Grunt from Mass Effect 2.

Each of these guys can't use their attacks. All they can rely on is their legs and no, they can't attack eachother.

In order for one team to win, they must score at least 20 points.

Which team will win this soccer game?

I'm not sure if Link can carry Dante and Chris Redfield to a win. Fox should be able to handle himself pretty well, but I dunno who Kazuma is.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I'm not sure if Link can carry Dante and Chris Redfield to a win. Fox should be able to handle himself pretty well, but I dunno who Kazuma is.

I just replaced Kazuma with Captain Falcon so this can be fair against the players in team 1. I'll admit that Kazuma was a bad choice.

Team 1 probably has the better chance. Mario is the only one out of these guys who I know to have played Soccer before.

Are you kidding me? Mario would dance circles around these guys, he has the skill and the experience. He'll be landing Super Strikes all day.

Way to spite it up, NemeSis. 😛

Edit: Better scenario. Mario blows a whole through Grunt with a Super Strike and lands so hard it jars Samus out of Morph Ball. She proceeds to rape all.

Mario for MVP on team one, he's the only one on his team who could probably get a ball past Captain Falcon's epic defense skills due to his reflex time. Link would make a great forward, try and stop the ball.

But yeah, it's basicly Mario and Ryu v.s. Link, Fox, and Falcon.

Out of all of them, I'm not sure anyone but Falcon could take a ball away from Mario.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I'm not sure if Link can carry Dante

Link practically moves in slow motion compared to Dante, Dante will be able to hold the ball the entire time and no one but Ryu Hayabusa, and maybe Mercer and Master Chief would be able to react to it.

Although Grunt wins the game alone by virtue of sheer awesomeness.

It's rather amazing how useless speed is without any other skills needed for the game.

The thing is.

Dante could literally be carrying the ball with his hands and... No one would know. 😐

Captain Falcon would, so would Chief probably, Ryu would kick it out of Dante's hands, Link could probably spot it, Mario would supaer striek Dante's bawlz 131

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Captain Falcon would, so would Chief probably, Ryu would kick it out of Dante's hands, Link could probably spot it, Mario would supaer striek Dante's bawlz 131

Chief is slow-mo compared to Dante. Would be a blur.

Ryu is not that fast, his only speed feats are blocking bullets... Something that is not impressive compared to Dante.

Yeah no. Link could not see a bullet fired from a gun, yet alone Dante.

Nah **** Mario.

Dante doesn't have skill?

What? Did you see him against Echinda when he kicked all those seeds back to her, making them richochet and shit off trees. His co-ordination is amazing

Dante's not only the fastest but his natural skill (even in trivial things) is higher then the rest. With what Sons of Sparda said, he's gonna carry the team. Then Capt Falcon and Fox...... Chris Redfield? In with these powered freaks? Be better off with Cloud with a broken leg :/

Mario, Ryu and MC vs Dante, Fox, and Capt Falcon. Rest are more like subs. Team 2 for speed and skill.

Ryu can match Dante for speed, both are horrendously casual bullet timers.

Ryu can also probably match him in the skill department though

You are all wrong, Samus plants a Power Bomb and they all die 😄

Also NemeBro, play more Ninja Gaiden

Falcon has the best reaction time in this thread, he drives around at mach 2 all day without crashing and dying.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
It's rather amazing how useless speed is without any other skills needed for the game.

Dante is not an idiot. I think he can keep the ball by his feet and move fast and kick it.

team 1 wins EASILY

😖hifty:

Originally posted by Phantom Miria
[b]Dante is not an idiot. I think he can keep the ball by his feet and move fast and kick it. [/B]