Shen vs Gangplank

K this is Shen
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Shen_The_Eye_of_Twilight

and this is Gangplank
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Gangplank

who wins guiez

Gangplank, he's a freaking pirate.

Ha I already had a counter arguement to that and yes this is spite because shen is a ninja... A NINJA PALADIN
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Pirate > Ninja

No you sir are Fewlish it is quite clear from any logical standpoint that ninjas are vastly superior to the scum known as pirates. I mean did ninjas get scurvy No they didnt