Biosuit Wikus versus AMP Colonel Quaritch...

Started by Rogue Jedi2 pages

Only if he has his goggles on.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight....McClane would rip Quaritch's spine out and use it as a toothpick.
Incorrect!

Quaritch would just flex his muscles and shoot a molten hot stream of testosterone from the veins in his neck.

McClane would cast fiendfyre with his penis and roast the Colonel.

Wikus, easy. Only thing the marine-boy had going for his was massive rage due to his repressed homosexuality.

haermm

Originally posted by NemeBro
Colonel Quaritch is the absolute epitome of manliness and badassery.
Absolute epitome, eh?

Not quite. 😛

Hush yo mouth.

HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE BLACK DYNAMITE WITH SHAFT!!!

BLACK DYNAMITE IS WHAT SHAFT WISHES HE COULD BE WHEN HE GROWS UP!!!

Black guys a black guy to me.

Originally posted by KingD19
HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE BLACK DYNAMITE WITH SHAFT!!!

BLACK DYNAMITE IS WHAT SHAFT WISHES HE COULD BE WHEN HE GROWS UP!!!

Must be misunducated. 🙄 Real recognize real. 😎