Another Poker Thread

Strip Texas Hold 'em between six. Each player will have an accompanying female. For each round lost, the girls have to lose an article of clothing/armor/coding/what-have-you, but only to undergarments. Last one to get his girl to her skivvies "wins".

The Contestants:
Kratos, with Athena
Mario, with Peach
Master Chief, with Cortana
Nathan Drake, with Chloe Frazer
Jim Raynor, with Sarah Kerrigan
Dante, with Lady

Money's on Raynor, also, my hopes. 😛 Kerrigan is ... droolio

Trish and not Lady? 😬 bah

Trish looks like a man from the neck up. shoulda used someone else 😆

MC wins

Originally posted by BloodRain
Trish and not Lady? 😬 bah

Originally posted by Son of Sparda
Trish looks like a man from the neck up. shoulda used someone else 😆

MC wins

There, fixed. I haven't gotten a chance to play any DMC since the original, so I'm sorely lacking in knowledge of available females.

should use a crossover character like Bayonetta (actually don't) or Terra.

Seriously though MC wins through super luck 😆 and the fact that Cortana is an AI which is haxx

Cortana and the other girls aren't playing the game, I thought I made that clear. They're strictly eye candy and incentive for the guys to play right and good.

Dante will be the first to lose since he's always prone to bad luck in gambling.

Kratos then Dante are the first to lose. Wins.. ?

Cortana doesn't even have any clothes, does she? =l

MC wins due to ultimate poker face.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
but only to undergarments

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Cortana doesn't even have any clothes, does she? =l

MC wins due to ultimate poker face.

A simple matter of adjusting her coding. 😉

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ghey.

Hey, this thread is probably already borderline with the rules, I don't want any incentive to get it closed. Besides, nothing's stopping you from using your imagination. 😛

I would've preferred Dante and Bayonetta.

Bayonetta is ugly. Plus she can cheat.

Originally posted by iChaos
I would've preferred Dante and Bayonetta.

Bad Chaos, bad bad iChaos. Lady>Bay

Lol, ignore that. Nah, Lady is a whiny *****.

Originally posted by iChaos
Lol, ignore that. Nah, Lady is a whiny *****.

She never was whiny, especially after DMC 3.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kerrigan is ... droolio

Not when she has all that Zerg crap all over her.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Not when she has all that Zerg crap all over her.