Link vs Kain WITH A TWIST

Started by FinalAnswer2 pages

Link vs Kain WITH A TWIST

The setting.....New York City. Two interdimensional beings prepare for a rather unique battle.

They both must convert as many people as possible to their religion (Linkism, Church of the Latter Day Raisens)

Both Kain and Link can use everything in their possession to gain converts. When everyone in New York City has been converted, whoever has the most converts wins.

FTR, Kain and Link can't kill each other. Their fanatics can kill each other though (No turning people into vampires Kain)

Who shall triumph?

Link uses the Song of Healing to heal people; gains more followers.

Kain uses the power of his vocal courds

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Link is easier on the eyes, more people are willing to look at him and treat him like he exists.

Mind control people to convince other people? Like a politician to get people and a crime lord to send him goons to kill the other side.. along those lines.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Link is easier on the eyes, more people are willing to look at him and treat him like he exists.

You saying Kain hasnt got the looks?

Modern day New York? They both get laughed off the island for being cosplayers. haermm

if links still hanging around with a fairy he doesnt have a chance

Mute in a green floppy hat and tights with a fairy as a companion.

Guy who looks like his face is melting off and general monster appeal.

NYC's gonna love em 😛

YouTube video

Link already won.

To be honest, Kain is the far better lawd, and probably would not be above converting by force. He would win.

But Link has many similarities with JAYSUS, and his powers are actually beneficial to others

DOMINATION OVER JUST RULE!

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
But Link has many similarities with JAYSUS, and his powers are actually beneficial to others

Power, Wisdom and Courage. See, its the Holy Trinity!

Also, Link gains the support of PETA with the Bremen Mask.

If he gets the support of PETA, Link will fail =l

Well, we all know that Link doesn't give a damn about animals, because he is a repeat cucco-abuser and horse leg-hurter. However, PETA girls sit naked in cages. 😐

PETA ****s animals and tries to change the names of cities to retarded names.

=l

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
PETA ****s animals and tries to change the names of cities to retarded names.

=l

Don't get me wrong, I hate PETA. The bastards ruin people's lives to uplift an animal's life. Animals are meant for eating, manual labor and the enjoyment and servitude of mankind.

PETA tries to change city names?

Link. Everyone will think Kain is Satan and try to beat him.

Tried to change a city's name to www.KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

srsly =l