Are you an MMA practitioner?

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Do you have any MMA skills?

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united mire Restricted

Are you an MMA practitioner?

stand up fight and ground fight
kickbox+BJJ (brazilian jiujitsu NOT BLOW JOB JOB)

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

who is this guy?

Wild Shadow Restricted

i am a real MMA fighter. i was doing various MA fighting b4 it ever became popular b4 they got turd fighters who only have size and random power punching against an equally useless ape man fighter who was taken off the streets, those guys would be killed in a back alley fight with a real man who could one shot kill them with an attack.

i was actually asked if i was a fighter at one of the 1st MMA sponsored event at the pavalion in nevada in my home town when it was build solely for MMA fighting when they didnt have any rules yet.

i did some tournaments as a kid an adult in mix martial arts not like the ones today...

i got:

boxing
tae kwon do/ korean kick boxing
american wrestling, some basic jujitsu, police/military grappling training..

and that is not including my full knowledge of military combat and innate knowledge.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I am a master of 11 different martial arts. I have been training since I was 2. I can split plywood with my penis.

Wild Shadow Restricted

damn.. even when its limp?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Especially when it's limp. I also spar with Chuck Norris daily, I eat glass, and I shit ice cubes.

Wild Shadow Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Especially when it's limp. I also spar with Chuck Norris daily, I eat glass, and I shit ice cubes.
i call bull on ur chuck statement. i actually met chuck for reals.. lets just say i am so manly i would tear chuck a new one no disrespect intended to him but when me and him shook hands i had the stronger grip and he passed the glow to me... also he is passed his prime.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I am Marv, from Sin City.

Wild Shadow Restricted

well i am enrque iglesias with a lil wolverine thrown it the mix. attitude and fighting skill as well as muscled

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I am John McClane. I win.

Storm Black belt BJJ

I practice BJJ and kickboxing/MMA/grappling.

This is a picture from the Open Dutch Championship Grappling at Ede, The Netherlands.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Storm
I practice BJJ and kickboxing/MMA/grappling.

This is a picture from the Open Dutch Championship Grappling at Ede, The Netherlands.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Which one are you?

Storm Black belt BJJ

I' m still a brunette.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Wild Shadow Restricted

women fighters athletes are hot. 😮

did you beat the blond?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

the blond is ****in hot.

Wild Shadow Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
the blond is ****in hot.
droolio

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Can't see much of Storm, she looks like she might be a hottie too.

SamZED Senior Member

Met Chuck Norris too. Many years ago. He's as tough as they say, could kill you with his beard.

Wild Shadow Restricted

i got pictures... and he transferred his awesomeness to me more commonly known as the glow in the MA world

Dorian Belmont the harbringer of doom

I took tae kwon do and grappling classes for 3 years plus i know a little tai chi tho most would say tai chi is exercise more than self defense does that count ?