Drunk Pennsylvania man tried to revive dead opossum

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Drunk Pennsylvania man tried to revive dead opossum

http://www.accessatlanta.com/celebrities-tv/police-drunk-pa-man-407283.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

haermm

i wouldnt be surprised if it was one of my uncles trying to do that laughcry

Someone you know? 😖hifty:

maybeh 😏

haermm Whoever dude is, what a dumbass.

Sounds like a National Lampoon skit

Wow, epic. 😂

Epic dumbassery.

Re: Drunk Pennsylvania man tried to revive dead opossum

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
http://www.accessatlanta.com/celebrities-tv/police-drunk-pa-man-407283.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

haermm

awesome-ness.

Woulda been funny if, as the cop approached, the opossum stirred and came back to life.

lMao..... yes.

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