Pokeverse v.s. FFverse

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Pokeverse v.s. FFverse

Two army like teams square off, lulz, pun, against one another.

In the Nintendo corner, EVERY POKEYMANZ EVAR, except Arceus. (See ungodly raep).
In the Square corner, EVERY FF CHARACTER EVAR, except Chaos, who's only in Dissidia, a non-canon game.

THE BATTLEFIELD: A single flat plane infinite in all directions. It has the same consistency as dirt. No BFRs are possible.

THE GOAL: Total annihilation. Last army with so much as a single soldier remaining, wins.

CELEBI TIME SCREW

Chaos Vincent, Sephiroth, and Ultimecia are gonna be a problem for the Pokemon.

I lol'd.
Chaos Vincent: About as strong as Rattata.
Sephiroth: On par with Abra?
Ultimecia: Her only useful power is totally nullified by the Pokeverse' EPIC friendship levels.

Not really. 😐 Spite thread is spite. <--- @ NemeSis

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

Sephiroth: On par with Abra?

Slowpoke.

Also, Palkia and Dialga would both need to be killed before TC would even work. mmm

Epic Spite. Pokemon have intense friendshipz.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Chaos Vincent: About as strong as Rattata.
Sephiroth: On par with Abra?

Now you're just exaggerating.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Now you're just exaggerating.

Actually, no. While asleep Abra can teleport so quickly and so accurately it appears to have made copies of itself, read minds, and use telekinetic powers. 😐 Let's see Sephiroth keep up.

Pokemon rules, lol.

The pokeverse IS pretty broken. haermm Also, insane. Professors everywhere hand out freakin' doomsday devices to children.

That Pidgeot entry made me think a bit....It flies at Mach 2 speed, but has a lower Speed stat compared to a Garchomp, which Pokedex entries state to fly at the speed of sound, which is roughly half Mach 2 speed. 😑

Also, Chomp can't learn Fly, but can fly according to Pokedex entries.

Arcreus makes Ult his ***** and Sephiroth a carpet.

There's an error in the Hitmonchan text.

There's a lot of weird stuff in Pokemon.

Primeape and Entei can learn Iron Tail without having a tail.

Charizard is pretty short 🙂 5'7

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
Charizard is pretty short 🙂 5'7
But incredibly freaking strong, can cause earthquakes, and is faster than Dragonite.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Primeape and Entei can learn Iron Tail without having a tail.

That makes no sense. What were the creators thinking?

Yepz. Also, How come when a Powkeymawn uses EQ why doesn't the whole region get destroyed?