When did you last puke?

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

When did you last puke?

When was it? Why? How was it?

I believe the last time I yakked was 2007, when I had food poisoning.

Moscow Gunblade Wielder

Last summer. A full bottle of Captain Morgan Black in the middle of a spicy taco night. I had built up a nine-year tolerance of heavy drinking, but that crap put me in the hospital for a couple days. It sucked royally, however the next week I was back to drinking again

Rogue Jedi Restricted

AWESOME.

Moscow Gunblade Wielder

Yeah 😂 it kinda was

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Mine was too. It was coming outta both holes. I had a bucket under my ass as I hugged the toilet puking.

Moscow Gunblade Wielder

Ah man 😘 You topped me

Rogue Jedi Restricted

haermm It was epic, babe.

Moscow Gunblade Wielder

Did you take a picture?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Nah. Wanna hear what happened after I hurled?

Moscow Gunblade Wielder

Hell yea

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Well, I was covered in sweat and all achy all over, so I drew a hot bath and decided to soak a while. I fell asleep in the bath. I woke up an hour later, and apparently I had went and pooed liquid fire in the water. The bath water looked like watered down chili.

Moscow Gunblade Wielder

😆 😆 😆 😱 😘 😑 😑

Whew.... I can imagine the smell

Rogue Jedi Restricted

haermm Needless to say I drained the tub and showered vigorously.

Moscow Gunblade Wielder

I took a bath one time p*ss-poor drunk, and I urinated all over myself and then walked around the house naked as a jaybird with my roommate filming the whole thing.

That's what tequilla does to me.

LanceWindu Senior Member

It was a month or 2 ago. shrug I ate some bad food.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Moscow
I took a bath one time p*ss-poor drunk, and I urinated all over myself and then walked around the house naked as a jaybird with my roommate filming the whole thing.

That's what tequilla does to me.

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Moscow Gunblade Wielder

It could've been on Youtube, but that would've violated some rules they have on their 😂

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Prolly more than one.

steverules_2 Senior Member

Last time I puked was a a few weeks ago I think, dunno why...I woke up my mum to let her know and she thought I was waking her to tell her I'd wet myself to which I asked 'what kinda problems do you think I have?'

Moscow Gunblade Wielder

Gin, vodka and beer never make me queasy. I could drink Stalichnya straight up for days, mixed with a bit of lemon-tinged Bombay gin, and chased down with a spat of Heineken.

Hmmmm....the night's still young.... 😎