Last time you clogged the toilet?

So, when was the last time you clogged the toilet and what did you eat beforehand that probably caused it?

(this thread is dedicated to RJ)

Never. I am a master of toilet management. I look down at the size of he turd I lay and determine if I should flush right away, or if I can afford a wad or two of TP.

Interesting, you of all people I had pegged as a chronic toilet-clogger. A remorseless repeat offender, if you will.

No sir. I prepare my food carefully, savor it on the way down, enjoy the digestion process. I figure I should pay it just as much respect on the way out.

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