My moment

my moment was me playing x box inside my "can" when a loud explosion occurred shook my my "can" and reset my game losing hours of playing and to make matters worse i poop myself, i had to change and run to formation(which is the most retarded thing to do) to show ppl i was fine and alive.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
my moment was me playing x box inside my "can" when a loud explosion occurred shook my my "can" and reset my game losing hours of playing and to make matters worse i poop myself, i had to change and run to formation(which is the most retarded thing to do) to show ppl i was fine and alive.

Did you go to the can for a wizz or...other...😬

Originally posted by mikeydude
yeah well.... i needed to get off and the bus driver wouldnt let me.

Damn. Orgasm denial sucks, huh?

Oh dear...

Originally posted by steverules_2
Did you go to the can for a wizz or...other...😬

so i was actually in a small room.. and no i didnt go to take a wizz but to clean myself off and change.. also on a side note i like to make it clear i wasnt scared but it was the shock wave that loosened my bowels...

we also make cans from plywood as well... and we also use those walk in tool trucks cabins for the same thing to sleep in them or play video games by plugging x box/playstation all cramped in with your friends staring at a small iraqi tv..

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
a "can" is a small aluminum sheet metal box... in the middle of iraq it is wired with a light and electricity wall plug.. with two beds.. two wall locker and it is about 15 by 10 ft kinda like a prison cell but smaller.

so i was actually in a small room.. and no i didnt go to take a wizz but to clean myself off and change.. also on a side note i like to make it clear i wasnt scared but it was the shock wave that loosened my bowels...

we also make cans from plywood as well... and we also use those walk in tool trucks cabins for the same thing to sleep in them or play video games by plugging x box/playstation all cramped in with your friends staring at a small iraqi tv..

When you said can I thought as in...the bathroom, so you were cleaning yourself and then shit yourself...how does a shock wave do that...were you scared or was it the vibration of the shock wave? And what coursed the shock wave?

it was an explosion which caused the shock wave i was use to them but that one was incredibly powerful.. i wasnt sure where it came from or how far since i hadnt felt one that powerful in the past and i use to walk through mortar rounds as they are landing less then 30 to 50 yards from my location.. while i am lighting a smoke yelling at ppl to gear up and give off a head count while i secure our location with our security detail..(which does absolutely nothing) having a mountain of desert sand shower all over me.... while on the radio giving off our incoming location to my command while they yell at us to stand bye and secure our personal and move back further into the base to a secured location.

anyways i think that particular explosion was a I.E.D. howitzer rounds probably daisy chained together that probably went off at least at 500 yards maybe a 1000 yards.. it felt like a giant eartquake loud @$$ explosion and me falling off my stool and then a feeling a pressure wave press on my body...

i stood up and i was ooh sh#@!!! f#$# f#@@#, F#@#@!!!

my friends what?! b/c of the game!!!

me: no!! well, yeah, that too!!! but, i think i sh#@ myself!!! f#$@ iraqi insurgent @$$holes!!!!

my friends: well better gear up and get to formation at the bunker..

Me: i'll be their in 2 min. take off i'll be behind you gotta clean myself off!!! f$##@#!!!!

them: hahahahaha u were scared and poop urself..

me F#@@ u!! go line up..

i think it was a howitzer I.E.D.

Wow that sucks....can kinda see why they'd laugh though but yeah you have to get pissed off