Team Cage vs Team Statham

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Team Cage vs Team Statham

Team Cage

Cameron Poe(Con-Air)
Castor Troy(Face-Off)
Joe(Bangkok Dangerous)

Team Statham

Frank Martin(Transporter)
Chev Chelios(Crank)
Agent John Crawford(War)

Team Cage takes on Team Statham. Each combatant has access to the same standard weapons they possessed in thier films. They are dropped off in a large abandoned warehouse. Which team will prevail?

Statham stomps Cage into little.....stuff.

I wouldn't call it a stomp...it could go either way

How? Martin could potentially solo here. Throw in Chelios and Crawford, and well.......Yeah, pwnage.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How? Martin could potentially solo here. Throw in Chelios and Crawford, and well.......Yeah, pwnage.

Martin couldn't solo!!

What would Martin do if he was engaging Joe first...and Troy comes from behind and fires a few rounds in the back of Martin's head.

Castor is a smart dude!!!

Ah, so guns? Lame. h2h is better.

Martin routinely disarms multiple men at a time.

Team Statham for sure

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ah, so guns? Lame. h2h is better.

Martin routinely disarms multiple men at a time.

He wouldn't disarm anyone of Troy's status..especially if he wouldn't see it coming.

Troy? Troy wasn't all that. Martin would rape him in seconds.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Troy? Troy wasn't all that. Martin would rape him in seconds.

Nah, Martin wouldn't be raping anyone. He'll be on the ground..bleeding out..after Troy puts a few rounds in his head.

Troy is smarter and more calculating!!!

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team cage's only hope is to pay his taxes, but i do think team statham wins

Hopefully team Cage pays their taxes better than team Snipes did.