The Kraken (COTT 2010) vs. Cloverfield

Why not?

Ancient Greece is the setting. The same location where Perseus fought the Kraken. Clovie, for the sake of argument, falls out of the sky, into the ocean, emerges, and heads toward land and sees the Kraken.

All Hell ensues. Who takes this?

Clover has better feats, he should win.

Release the Kraken

that said...

Clovie wins

Clover is much bigger yes?

Clovie is smaller, methinks.

However, he did survive a MOAB, IIRC.

Damage soak superior?

Yeah that's some McClane shit man.

Originally posted by Impediment
Clovie is smaller, methinks.

However, he did survive a MOAB, IIRC.

Damage soak superior?

yes clovie has far superior damage soak..

also the kraken did not do anything of value to think he has skills

He sunk a ship, but that's all.

Shit, never mind, that was POTC.

Dumb shit. shit

**** you, Beer boy.

Kraken wins because he looks cooler.

Also, we don't know how that beast would react to modern weaponry.