Survive Pandora's Temple!

Four brave souls (or victims) meet in front of the Temple of Pandora. The people in question are:

1. Link
2. Akuma
3. Bayonetta
4. Ryu Hayabusa

Your objective is simple. Retrieve Pandora's Box...if you can survive, that is.

Who will take the ultimate prize...and keep their sanity?

They all take it, lol.

Ryu and Bayonetta speed blitz to the box. Akuma punches through the walls. Link solves every puzzle faster and more accurately than Kratos ever wishes he could, then breaks the wall, and grabs the Box faster than even Bayonetta and Ryu can.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Ryu and Bayonetta speed blitz to the box. Akuma punches through the walls. Link solves every puzzle faster and more accurately than Kratos ever wishes he could, then breaks the wall, and grabs the Box faster than even Bayonetta and Ryu can.

Basically this.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Ryu and Bayonetta speed blitz to the box. Akuma punches through the walls. Link solves every puzzle faster and more accurately than Kratos ever wishes he could, then breaks the wall, and grabs the Box faster than even Bayonetta and Ryu can.

master chief wins.

Everyone clears it, then rushes to the lunch truck to fight for elbow space to eat their burritos on. Bayonetta gets ripped off by 2 cents on her taco salad she bought though, I know, I was there. At first, I was like, aahhh sheeeiiit, but then I took a sip of my soda and everything was ok. I like food.

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WTF?

This is scythes brain on drugs

Originally posted by iChaos
They all take it, lol.

Seriously, I couldn't see why neither would make it out alive unless they're having a race or a fight to it. In that case, Bayonetta gets to the end first and kills them all by using Pandora's Box.

I think it is in fact a race. They all meet up in front of the temple. I doubt the whole temple is reset each time for 3 of them.

If it is a race, link puts on the Pegasus Boots, charges up, and just barrels through the walls until he reaches the box, leaving the rest of them behind to try and clear through the rubble. 😬

Originally posted by XanatosForever
If it is a race, link puts on the Pegasus Boots, charges up, and just barrels through the walls until he reaches the box, leaving the rest of them behind to try and clear through the rubble. 😬

😆 😆

Bayonetta uses witch time and they all face a colossal ass when it ends.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
If it is a race, link puts on the Pegasus Boots, charges up, and just barrels through the walls until he reaches the box, leaving the rest of them behind to try and clear through the rubble. 😬

He can't just barrel through walls to reach the box. He has to make it to the upper levels first (easy enough if he breaks down the doors) and then get past the cliffs. Then he's free to break down whatever he wants with that thick head of his.

Also, I doubt he barrels through some walls in dungeons. Game mechanics or no, breaking down walls shouldn't be allowed here, srsly.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
😆 😆

Bayonetta uses witch time and they all face a colossal ass when it ends.

Ocarina of Time > Witch Time haermm

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
He can't just barrel through walls to reach the box. He has to make it to the upper levels first (easy enough if he breaks down the doors) and then get past the cliffs. Then he's free to break down whatever he wants with that thick head of his.

Also, I doubt he barrels through some walls in dungeons. Game mechanics or no, breaking down walls shouldn't be allowed here, srsly.

OP never said it wasn't allowed. 131

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Ocarina of Time > Witch Time haermm

Ocarine of Time never froze anything except ReDeads.

Bayonetta's ass > Link

If it's a race my money's on the guy with the best dungeon plundering skillz. Who, by the way, finishes three days before the others start.

😆

Everyone arrives at the door of the temple. When Akuma, Ryu and Bayonetta see that Link is there, they walk home muttering about how Snafu is a jerk for spiting them.

Originally posted by steverules_2
This is scythes brain on drugs

Not at all, don't need em.