What if villains invade your town.

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Originally posted by Black bolt z
wow...does galactus even have a penis?

Are you dissing Galactus's manhood son?

Anyway, galactus won't destroy earth. Because doom want's earth, therefore galactus will not feed.

it must a pretty world you live in

Originally posted by 753
Are you dissing Galactus's manhood son?
Technically he doesn't have a gender.If you take his armor off he is just energy.

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Technically he doesn't have a gender.If you take his armor off he is just energy.

Galan was male and while G is energy beyond form or comprehension and technically without gender, he clearly looks male to all those who see him and can identify gender, everyone adresses him as a 'he', just like eternity is called brother by infinity and she is called sister by him, same goes for death and oblivion.

so show some respect for his pandimensional cosmic dong!

Originally posted by 753
Galan was male and while G is energy beyond form or comprehension and technically without gender, he clearly looks male to all those who see him and can identify gender, everyone adresses him as a 'he', just like eternity is called brother by infinity and she is called sister by him, same goes for death and oblivion.

so show some respect for his pandimensional cosmic dong!

So do cosmics have have...urges?

Ask them WTF they are doing in a tiny little New England suburban community instead of terrorizing the universe

Originally posted by Black bolt z
So do cosmics have have...urges?

well, eternity and infinity had a son

Isn't he adorable?

Originally posted by 753
well, eternity and infinity had a son

Isn't he adorable?

They are brother and sister! EW!

Originally posted by illadelph12
I'd do the Norrin Radd thing and ask Big G to take me as his herald to find him other worlds if he spares Earth.

Then with my new found power I'd blow up Lincoln Financial Field.


You'd become the 'Argent Accountant' You'd mainly take care of all the paper work that comes with devouring a world and handle Galactus's payment plan for his Worldship 😛

I'd make them all my bitches.

Originally posted by batdude123
I'd become Darkseid's *****, replacing Desaad.

fixed. biscuits

You're projecting your own fantasies again.

Originally posted by batdude123
You're projecting your own fantasies again.

Guilty. 😮

😛

Originally posted by 753
join them

If they let you.

I'll get me a damn michael jackson make-over..and pretend i'm the beyonder. I might get them all to flee then..lol.

If you stand near someone cosmic and look around calmly, and tell anyone who asks you're "The Observer," they might mistake you for a human-looking cosmic type and leave you alone 🙂

What if galactus trips?

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Have Big G make me his herald,kill doom,steal his tech,do techy stuff for a weak to mega amp my new powers and kill the villians.I would then go on to taking over the rest of the world that the villians didn't destroy.
Also quan would come and start worshiping thanos and then thanos enlists him in that part of his army.I will take joy in taking down quan with my power cosmic.

Only mindset and bada are worthy of galactus's attention.
Ahhh...but are you canadian.Thats where half of her powers come from.
I would be holding a rhino when it happened though.

I would still like to do this
Originally posted by amnesia
What if galactus trips?
You die.

Ask them which one is the biggest badass and they'll all start arguing, cue infighting. Too much ego in one group, its like a powder keg.