Hercules and Starfox vs Wonder Woman

Started by Wild Shadow2 pagesPoll

who wins?

Hercules and Starfox vs Wonder Woman

Both Eros and Hercules have bn womanizing and drinking and consuming all kinds of unknown items given to them by their entourage..

inside a hollywood nightclub in the V.I.P. they brag about their conquest each trying to out do the other realizing that they have at one time or another shared certain women...

in their intoxicated stupor they bring up the one woman neither have slept with and make a bet with who could bag her..

Hercules agrees to it and they teleport to mount olympus to pick up a few items.. Mace and lion skin...
Hercules:amazons like it rough..

the women who were lying on their laps hit the bench when they vanish with a large thumb..

suddenly appearing on paradise island they are confronted by some of the amazons.. some angry at the men while others infatuated.. they start to fight among each other about what to do with them...

Eros and herc smiling decide to sit down and pull out their waterskin full of unending wine courtesy Dionysus.. Eros using his powers starts to seduce the women and offer them wine making their conquest even easier... women stop fighting among each other and start to make out...

suddenly interrupted by wonderwoman who shows up and starts to scream at her sisters to get dressed and leave... Hercules and Eros do their best to smile and say hello and each try their best to seduce her..

Wonderwomen: mortal men are not welcome on paradise island least of all degenerate such as you two..

Hercules: now princess we are no mere mortals.. i am hercules perhaps ur mother has told you about me? perhaps you would be interested to know me 1st hand?

Wonderman angry at his advancement and the mention of her mother's name in the same sentence punches him into a tree..

Eros steps up and tries his luck.

Eros: now that is no way for a princess to act or behave especially toward a god of ur pantheon... now princess my name is Eros perhaps you and i can become close friends...

Wonderwoman starts to become hypnotize by his voice and a warm feeling starts to overcome her as lust and love starts to overwhelm her as she stares at eros who smiles as he places his hand on her shoulders in order to remove her eagle chest piece..

Wonderwoman's gift help her to discern what is happening and her look of infatuation turns into disgust...

Wonderwoman: how dare you?!! as she kicks him in the crotch... gods or no gods no one tries that on me... is this how you seduced my mother!!? that is rape!!

Hercules staggers back up laughs at Eros who is clutching himself on the ground...

Hercules: time to do this old school just how the amazons like it...

Eros starts to get up and is angry no one does that to me even when i deserve it!!

Hercules ftw

Is Starfox the equivalent of women's catnip in this battle?

Originally posted by Johnny Sorrow
Is Starfox the equivalent of women's catnip in this battle?
only if it works on wonderwoman

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
only if it works on wonderwoman

I don't think Starfox's powers would work on Diana as her resistance to outside mental influence is pretty high, even without using the lasso on herself.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
only if it works on wonderwoman
It does. Her resistance to outside mental infuences is pretty low.

so who do we listen to here?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
so who do we listen to here?

Probably Blanket... 😮

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
so who do we listen to here?
Probably Jake.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
only if it works on wonderwoman

If it doesn't, Starfox is going back to Titan courtesy of an uppercut.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Probably Blanket... 😮
Originally posted by Blanket
Probably Jake.
😂
As for the fight team wins 5.1/10

Originally posted by Blanket
It does. Her resistance to outside mental infuences is pretty low.

Hah, no 🙂

This fight is almost immediately Di vs Herc, and Diana does win that one.

Also, can we cut out the stupid sexism every Wonder Woman thread? Even other female characters don't have this much stupidity in their threads!

Eros and Herc are as sexist as it gets...

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
Eros and Herc are as sexist as it gets...

Nah, Herc's not all that bad. Crude, to be sure, but he tries to avoid offensive, and he can be equal opportunity (just ask Northstar).

And still, it's the *posters* that are the problem.

Originally posted by Q99
Hah, no 🙂

This fight is almost immediately Di vs Herc, and Diana does win that one.

Also, can we cut out the stupid sexism every Wonder Woman thread? Even other female characters don't have this much stupidity in their threads!

Nope. She is a woman, and therefore is very easy to confuse, convince, and conquer.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
so who do we listen to here?

Wonder Woman resisted Maxwell Lord.

And Lords power is > Despero, Grodd, Martian Manhunter..

So yeah, current WW is pretty resistant to outside influences.

Originally posted by cdtm
Wonder Woman resisted Maxwell Lord.

And Lords power is > Despero, Grodd, Martian Manhunter..

So yeah, current WW is pretty resistant to outside influences.

what

WW should win, on account of the speed edge.

Originally posted by Blanket
what

What I said.

Maxwell Lords mental nudging is ridiculously overpowered. It cuts right through Martian Manhunter's defenses, and he's one of the more powerful telepaths out there. Guys ring didn't do anything against it either, and his ring shielded him and Blue Beetle from Grodd, another high level telepath.

But Max had no effect on Wonder Woman.

now ppl think Maxwell Lord is above despero and MM?
g_twitchfacepalm2
his power came from skill and being subversive not actual power and out right ability..