What's the last text you sent?

Get off your ass, and get me some chocolate.

Hells yeah. That would be awesome.

Did you get your phone back yet?

Obviously not.

Does this look infected to you?

(Picture message)

"What?" to RJ.

That's not an easy feat, Bilbo. Lol 😄

"Speed Racer is da shiz" to Smelly.

20 cents a text message now so i dont send text messages. thats what messenger is for

When is it?

You don't have to, cause i'm already done.

Someone from Oregon obviously.

No. im gonna Smoke it. because its my DIME!
and if you dont get over here till im done then your not getting any.

"We'll bring money. What time do you get off work tomorrow?"

a bag of Eminem's cost 50 Cent thats Ludacris

"Anyone know what species of lizard this is? I caught it today. [insert picture of the lizard]"

Cock sucker owes me money, he'll hide out for a bit.

"So my roommate just told me grapes are fattening."

"K."

"Trying to decide if I want to go that that art seminar."

"What house do you want?"