I'm pregnant!

Started by Shakyamunison2 pages

Re: Re: Re: I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
So, what happened was I have both female and male genitilia. I took my hah hoo and put it in my hoo hah, and 9 months later I gave birth out my hoo hah, but the pics were destroyed in the fire. 馃槵

Why do I not believe you? 馃槙

Re: Re: I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by chomperx9
how many months now ?

I've been pregnant for over twelve years. 馃檨

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Why do I not believe you? 馃槙

I don't know. Maybe you are a sceptic when it comes to the ...um ....uh oh, look! A blue whale!!!! 馃槺

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Too late. Scythe already at it. My bad. 馃槵

This is true.

Originally posted by Scythe
This is true.

Actually, you ony ate the placenta. The actual twelve year old baby is still inside of me. Sorry, dude. 馃槵

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Actually, you ony ate the placenta. The actual twelve year old baby is still inside of me. Sorry, dude. 馃槵

At least I ate, it's been forever since I've had life force.

Originally posted by Scythe
At least I ate, it's been forever since I've had life force.

I think I've regenerated another placenta. I'll pull it out of my hoo hah if you want it. Second round is usually the tastiest.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
I think I've regenerated another placenta. I'll pull it out of my hoo hah if you want it. Second round is usually the tastiest.

I can taste the tired hikeness, its fantastic.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
I don't know. Maybe you are a sceptic when it comes to the ...um ....uh oh, look! A blue whale!!!! 馃槺

Perhaps, and it's squeal, not blue whale.

Re: I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
So, how is everyone? 馃檪

I miss you, Preston.

You should be nervous !

Re: Re: I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by Smallville
I miss you, Preston.
Awwwwwwwwwe, bro... I want to feel you inside me. 馃槉

Re: Re: Re: I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Awwwwwwwwwe, bro... I want to feel you inside me. 馃槉

cry You do care...

Re: Re: Re: I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
So, what happened was I have both female and male genitilia. I took my hah hoo and put it in my hoo hah, and 9 months later I gave birth out my hoo hah, but the pics were destroyed in the fire. 馃槵

Freak in the bedroom